Cute: my school paper gave the local republican idiot a column.

[Craig3410]

http://media.www.thetraveleronline.com/media/storage/paper688/news/2006/08/21/Opinion/Terrorists.Change.Airport.Security.Provide.Comedy-2221981.shtml?sourcedomain=www.thetraveleronline.com&MIIHost=media.collegepublisher.com

Just when you thought air travel couldn't get any better, the loveable terrorists are at it again. Our great friend England helped save America from another Sept. 11 on Aug. 10, but this time it might have been worse because the terrorists were going to take 10 planes.

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Because America can't racially profile at airport security, I have proposed a new plan to help airport security run much more smoothly. First, I thought everyone should travel naked, but I then realized that some aren't as comfortable with their body as me. So I propose that everyone travel in their underwear and flip flops with no carry on bags.

Think about it. It would eliminate airport security almost entirely and pretty much eliminate the threat of another Sept. 11. And if you wear clothes, you're a terrorist, simple as that. This is the only way to keep the planes safe, people.

This part is for the liberals: I know some of you think that Bush orchestrated this thwarted terror attack and that he planned the whole Sept. 11 thing. I am truly sorry that you feel this way, but I have to admit I don't know what it feels like, because I have never felt un-American.



I hope this guy's satire, but I doubt it. Oh, and if he decided to look up his own column because he's so full of himself: Hi, douchebag. ::hi:

P.S. the idiot doesn't know Colbert Report is satire. :D

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1. write a rebuttal and ask him why we don't just spend money on detection

You know... all that money we spent in Iraq could have been used to develop and implement technologies that would detect the tiniest traces of any harmful chemical.

He's never been un-American? Hardly. pissing on the constitution makes one un-American.


Poor little stupid ass, arrogant brat. hissssssssssssssss

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2. Also.. ask him if Timothy Mc Veigh was Muslim

:evilgrin:

[sinkingfeeling]

3. I'm staff, so don't think it proper for me to answer him. I'd tell him two

things. First, I'm more afraid of being killed by a drunk, College Republican than I am of being killed by a 'terrorist'. And second, I'd ask him when he intends to enlist.

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. This grammar Nazi says that I am not comfortable with him,

even though he thinks I am more comfortable with him than I am with my body.

I'm not sure where he gets that idea. Must be relly full of himself. But then, he's a freep, so that goes without saying.

[CollegeDUer]

5. You're at a conservative university also..

I just started college and am getting used to everything. We have a pretty homophobic rag that goes around here, although the left is a minority so far it seems like it at least watches out for itself.

[northzax]

6. this has to be satire

I mean he references Snakes on a Plane for christmas' sake.