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goclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 10:56 AM
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What's with the *'s new lisp? Now Lisps and Slurs

He was lisping so much that I had to turn down my TV, it was annoying.

Now it is lisps and slurs. :puke:
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The Magistrate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 10:57 AM
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1. Poor Tuning In The Mix Of Medications, Ma'am
Seems the most likely cause....
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goclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 10:58 AM
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3. This man is Armed and Dangerous nt
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Straight Shooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 11:04 AM
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12. Ding ding ding!! Magistrate comes out of the gate first, a winner!
They adjusted his meds to remove the "coke jaw" syndrome and, lo and behold, the addled addict's body came up with a new syndrome.



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goclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 11:07 AM
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16. Sounds right, I didn't notice the jaw this time nt
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bluerum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 10:58 AM
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2. He has always accentuated the s's at the end of words. Very strange.
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napi21 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 11:00 AM
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7. Yes, I've noticed that too. It's another weird thing that he didn't have
when he ran for Gov. of Tx. I wonder if we'll ever find out what happened to him since he moved to DC?
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goclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 11:03 AM
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10. Sometimes bad dental work can do that but this is not
the case in his case, IMO.

I vote for Jack and Daniels and loads of pills.
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 11:28 AM
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26. jack daniels if you please knock me to my knees
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goclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 11:53 AM
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32. Laura said she would leave him for Jim Beam


so he switched to Jack Daniels. LOL
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flordehinojos Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 11:03 AM
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11. poppy does too...perhaps not so much at the end of words as muchaswherever
there is an s in any word. beginning, middle or yes, even the end.
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SmokingJacket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 11:04 AM
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13. Yes, that's a major component of my husband's W impersonation. nt
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marmar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 10:59 AM
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4. Xanex and Jack Daniels don't mix well....
:beer:
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Crankie Avalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 10:59 AM
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5. Deterioration from decades-long drug and alcohol abuse...
...from now on, the lisp and slurs will only get worse.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 11:00 AM
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6. Comes from thinking only with his primitive reptilian brain
Watch him swallow a whole guinea pig during the next SOTU.
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lutefisk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 11:08 AM
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18. The way he snaps at the press is like a snake defending itself
His head bobs, lowers, turns left and right- then the jaws open and we get a glimpse of the slimy forked tongue as he flicks it about and tries to sink his fangs into Helen.

He is just a little creepy.
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goclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 11:11 AM
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20. He belongs on a Mental Ward


in a lock down facility. :puke:
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lutefisk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 11:30 AM
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28. He's not that far gone, imho, but he's in the wrong line of work
He's not very bright and he's essentially an incompetent a__hole.

Just think where he'd be if he had to fend for himself. I can't imagine him being hired in any kind of position of responsibility if he had to pass any sort of screening or evaluations.

Junior is the ungracious spoiled son of a rich man who belongs in a sheltered position in his Daddy's company where he can take home a good income while doing very little actual work and harass (sexually and otherwise) his co-workers and those under him. Unfortunately for us, his daddy's line of work is politics.
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MrPrax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 11:18 AM
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23. ROFL...
You get honourable mention as a close second!!

Even flies won't go near them...

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stepnw1f Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 11:01 AM
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8. Too Much Xanax/Clonopin Will Do That (nt)
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Drum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 11:02 AM
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9. Try this:
It isn't clinical, but it is damned funny.
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2685392
"Has George Bush been drinking again? Watch this funny video clip from the "Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson" "
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goclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 11:05 AM
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15. Yep ~ that's Amerika's Man nt
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MsMagnificent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 11:47 AM
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31. Compare with this one - Bush Drunk Again
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xxqqqzme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 11:04 AM
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14. he's been doing the lisp and slur thing
for quite some time. It bugs the hell out of me! I call it lazy lips syndrome. Watch him speak - hit that mute button so you won't be distracted by the lies, distortions & common everyday bullshit - you will notice he is tooooooo f*cking lazy 2 move his lips.

He is a failure at everything he has ever attempted - why should speech be an exception?
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goclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 11:08 AM
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19. Maybe I had my volume up higher today but the idiot
Edited on Mon Aug-21-06 11:09 AM by goclark
has passed the point of no return.
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JitterbugPerfume Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 11:07 AM
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17. the way he emphasises the SSSSSS
reminds me of Gollum
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Drum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 11:21 AM
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24. lol
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goclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 11:27 AM
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25. That is exactly how he looked to me this morning! nt
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JitterbugPerfume Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 11:58 AM
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33. oh my!! that is priceless
:toast:
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Blackhatjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 11:11 AM
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21. Could it be mix of antidepressants & alcohol? He also stumbled lately
Without hearing the content of what he is saying, you would have to say something is terribly wrong just by his tone, demeanor, and his inability to walk without stumbling.
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karlrschneider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 11:13 AM
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22. It isn't that new, it's just getting worse.
...
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paparush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 11:28 AM
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27. Izza Drinky Winky....doncha know...
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 11:31 AM
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29. Organically brain damaged!
Edited on Mon Aug-21-06 11:31 AM by lonestarnot
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Crankie Avalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 11:33 AM
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30. I wonder if he was lisping and slurring the moment this photo was taken...

...the guy is losing control of his motor functions, all right.
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MiniMe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 12:04 PM
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34. Its a hiss, he is hissing at the reporters like the snake that he is
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goclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 02:19 PM
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35. He was so angry this morning

the only thing he didn't do was foam at the mouth.

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obreaslan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-21-06 03:18 PM
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36. COKE-STROKE??? n/t
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