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BlueStater Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 04:14 PM
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BREAKING NEWS! John Karr just sneezed!
Then scratched behind his left ear! The media will stand by to report more shocking updates as they occur.
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 04:17 PM
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1. Was it a dry sneeze or a wet one?
I can't imagine anything more important than minute by minute updates from the media. Thank goodness nothing else of importance is going on in the world right now. :sarcasm:
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 04:17 PM
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2. LOL
This really is madness.
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rzemanfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 04:24 PM
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3. It was a fake sneeze to cover a fart. n/t
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 04:41 PM
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4. Fox "News" will spending the next hour interviewing a specialist...
...in the field of Eyes, Ears, Nose, and Throat to "inform" the public on the possible ramifications of this important event.
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 04:52 PM
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5. OMIGAWD! Possible food allergy?!?
What could have caused him to sneeze? Food allergy? Covering for a fart? Too much pepper on his meal (OH THE HUMANITY!)? Cheap perfume? This is HUGH!!11!!!1
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 06:18 PM
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6. Naaah> He's just allergic to airline food. Back to your stories about
the lovely blondes who disappear on vacation.
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 07:22 PM
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7. Fortunately I have HBO
So I get to bypass the "news" for the rest of the evening.
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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 07:31 PM
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8. It must have been the prawns he ate.
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walkon Donating Member (919 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 07:56 PM
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10. What's up with sipping champaign and
eating fried prawns and "he's not in anybody's custody"? Got Thai's to get him a nice shirt and tie so he can dress like a school teacher "for the last time". Living poor in north Alabama, busted for kiddie porn in California - then a world traveler? Was this man recruited by the gov't after the bust in Cali? What is up with this?
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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 08:25 PM
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11. He hasn't been charged with a crime yet. I'm sure there are
some bruisers there to make sure he doesn't bolt or kill himself.
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walkon Donating Member (919 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 08:30 PM
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13. Exactly!
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 07:38 PM
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9. Here's looking achoo, kid.
:hide:
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LibraLiz1973 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 08:30 PM
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12. BREAKING NEWS: John Karr just had a bowl movement!
Four turds came out (a little over 1 inch each) over the course of 3 minutes. He then proceeded to wipe himself three times.
He then flushed BUT DID NOT WASH HIS HANDS before returning to his seat.
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-20-06 09:08 PM
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14. omigod, I figured it out - he's sneaking the avian flu to America!
:yoiks:
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