D.W.O. Driving while O'Reilly Transcribed. Freeper traffic stop.

[Mortos]

An older gentleman, one Michael Conrad Forrester, from Tampa Florida was stopped by a Tampa Bay police officer on July 26, 2006 for speeding (55 in a 40) and playing his radio too loud. The stop was recorded by the officer's dash cam and his uniform microphone. Mr. Forrester was not very happy about the stop and proceeded to let the officer know his feelings.

This was posted before but a lot of the replies stated that people couldn't hear the exchange very well. I took the time to transcribe it for those who couldn't hear Mr. Forrester.

I am not positive but Mr. Forrester may be Rush Limbaugh in disguise. Listen to the vocal characteristics and the nonsensical insults. All that is missing is the "Da da lut, da da lut".

Check out the video here: DWO


Check out the original post here: Original Post

Here is the transcript:

Officer: Sir you are being cited for speeding which is the reason why I stopped you to begin with for going 55 in a 40. You are also gonna be cited "not moving" for stereo loud audible over 25 feet away. Need you to sign there for the speed please.

Michael Conrad Forrester: You're a very shameful person you know that, you're a liar. You, I am saying just like this (inaudible) You are a liar.

Officer: Okay sir, sign the citation.

Michael Conrad Forrester: Okay, You're a liar. Your thing about, if thats, thats for kids...

Officer: Sign the citation.

Michael Conrad Forrester: ...who listen to rock and roll or, or listen to rap, I was listening to Bill O'Reilly, Okay.

Officer: Bill O'reilly doesn't fall under that statute?

Michael Conrad Forrester: Nuh, NO! I was trying to hear...

Officer: Sign the citation.

Michael Conrad Forrester: ...I wasn't trying to let everybody else hear my, my uh radio, I was trying to hear it myself.

Officer: Okay.

Michael Conrad Forrester: Okay you're a shameful person

Officer: Okay, sign the citation.

MCF: Your supposed to be uphold the law and be an honest person, but you're not.

(Inaudible)

Officer: I am protecting everybody else. You're speeding and you have a loud stereo.

MCF: You're not protecting anything. You're a donut eater and you should rot in hell for lying. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Officer: You have to sign the second one also.

MCF: You should be ashamed of yourself but your not because you have the nature of a person, an animal and the kind of animal I am referring to, probably you don't want to hear about but I am sorry you have to hear about it. It's a swine.

Officer: Give my pen back.

MCF: It's a swine.

(Radio traffic)

Officer: You have 30 days to take care of both the citations you have up to three options with the speed; one you pay it, actually you have a cdl you only have two options. One, you pay it it's 182.50 plus 3 points on your license or you can plead not guilty in court.

MCF: Oh, Oh I'll get a lawyer. I'll get a lawyer. I'll pay it.

(crosstalk)

Officer: Non-moving you either pay it $173.50 or plead not guilty. Do you have any questions on that?

MCF: Why would I question uh...

Officer: Sir, do you have any questions on the citation?

MCF: ...an animal like you.

MCF: I will not question you.

Officer: Okay, buckle up and slow down.

MCF: I buckle up!

Officer: Make sure you get your registration in the vehicle.

Man talks as officer walks away (inaudible)

Officer: (inaudible) row(?) 655825 Michael Conrad Forrester citation 4152 eqh speeding 55 in a 40, 4153 eqh loud stereo.

Man leans out window and shouts something at officer (inaudible).

[Jackpine Radical]

1. Wow, not only a delightful personality, but so fucken smart too!

Everybody knows that the best way to get a cop to lighten up on you is to call them a lying swine. Works every time.

[tularetom]

10. Or a donut eater LOL

[fishnfla]

2. Methinks he wont have a cdl for long

and with that he will be out of work, and the cop ends up on whats-his-names show being browbeaten.

I'd like to see him on there, sign the citation and give my pen back, oink,oink.

I'm sure cops put up with lots more tough guys than this jerk....

[Vidar]

3. Sounds like Forrester could be a guest host for O'Reilly.

[magellan]

4. Bless that poor cop

He took a load of crap off that moran and just carried out his business and walked away. That cop deserves a medal for restraint!

[Libby2]

6. Yep! I'm impressed.

[Demit]

9. That was my main reaction too. A great cop who kept his cool.

[lonestarnot]

5. Why didn't he get a ticket for nutfuckery?

[xchrom]

7. only berkely, california has a law for that.

[skylarmae]

8. LOLOL-nutfuckery!!!-love it

I had no idea that the officers would take so much abuse and name calling without taking some kind of disciplinary action.....cudos to the officer...

[Mortos]

11. A well trained officer

expects this kind of verbal abuse occassionally and does not react to it. He or she remains professional and gets the job at hand done. Only arrogant pricks escalate a situation based on verbal abuse by a suspect. Like the old sayig goes; sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me...especially from a knuckle head like this guy.

If the guy had refused to sign or had escalated to physical abuse then the cop could have escalated his response.

Good job, officer.

[Gold Metal Flake]

12. Didn't take that fine, upstanding, god-fearin', patriotic, troop-supportin

Bush-luvin Ree-publican long to call that cop a pig. I doubt it would take much longer for him to spit on a veteran.

I guess the officer did not get the memo about how it's not illegal when you are a Ree-publican.

[Berry Cool]

13. I think we have the new candidate

for Keith Olbermann's Worst Person in the World!

[Gold Metal Flake]

14. He could be the worst personS, perhaps. (Plural)

I think this asshole is representative of most Vibro O'Loofa indoctronates. Sort of the O'Loofa Everyman.

[ComerPerro]

15. Several points: For one thing, don't conservatives LOVE cops?

two: why wasn't this guy dragged out of the car and arrested? Isn't that what cops normally do? Or is it okay for them to take shit from conservatives? I know a guy (I was in the car) who asked a cop who got him for 29 in a 25, "don't you have anything better to do?", and the cop pulled him out of the car and threatened to arrest him for reckless driving.


three: What kind of fucking dumbass gets a lawyer for a speeding ticket?

[newspeak]

16. well, I'd say this officer

handled the stop professionally and didn't allow emotions to get in the way. An officer who pulls a man or woman out of the car just because they state "don't you have something better to do", is one officer I personally wouldn't want to meet. He has authoritarian issues--I'd also be wary of an officer who pulls someone over going only four miles over the speed limit (except in school zones). I've been on patrols as a civilian observer, and most do give some leeway on speed. The differences you site are between a professional law enforcement officer and one who has ego and authority issues.

[ComerPerro]

17. personally, I've always found cops to be more on the fascist end

and largely ego-tripping authoritarians.

I just find it curious that an officer is so polite to a conservative who was listening to OhReally.


Aside: in the story I mentioned, it wasn't a school zone. In fact, when the officer pulled out behind us, we assumed he was going after someone else.

[newspeak]

18. there are some professional cops

and, I have met quite a few authoritarian, racist type cops!!!! However, we cannot say ALL cops are fascists, because that is simply not true. There are some good cops that are professional, take their jobs quite seriously and truly believe that they are in their position to protect and serve the public. Some of the worse law enforcement I've seen have come from small towns, but that's my own experience.

[sakabatou]

19. I wonder what would happen if ol' Falafel Boy got wind of this

Probably will call all police swine and liars... -_-