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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 05:29 AM
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Don't forget to do your part and PANIC Today!
Edited on Fri Aug-18-06 05:41 AM by Philosoraptor


Just a friendly reminder to remember to panic at anything out of the ordinary today, we can all do our part by remaining panicky and hysterical between now and November.

And also please remember to fly off the handle at the slightest sound or newsflash, to instill a state of constant upheaval and paranoia in your children as well, someday they shall inherit all of our fears and horrors.

Most importantly, as a true patriot you should lose your cool and your composure while all those around you are remaining calm, its always better to join the panicky crowd and participate in the stampede than it is to keep your perspective and hide safely and selfishly off to the side.

Do your part for Uncle Sam and Uncle george, give into the herd mentality and PANIC on cue.

Thank you and have a panicky day.

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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 05:33 AM
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1. I might be able to do that if I really tried
and if I were jacked up on vast quantities of drugs.



How is this?
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Submariner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 05:33 AM
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2. Just drink the Kool-Aid and y'all will feel all betta
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magellan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 05:34 AM
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3. Should I be panicking because I'm not panicky?
Shall I panic now or wait and really panic later? Oh, I'm just LOST without the color-coded panic prompter!!
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 05:35 AM
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4. Real Patriots Panic
Yes, panic now, just to keep in practice.
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 12:17 PM
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30. Let's all get started by running in circles, waving our arms and shrieking
hysterically....

One, two, three..... GO!
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emanymton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 05:41 AM
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5. Panic Is Good For Ratings.... Or So Thinks Cable News!
Edited on Fri Aug-18-06 05:50 AM by emanymton
Spelling error corrected. Minus 5 points.
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annabanana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 05:49 AM
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6. ." . .in the Land of the FREAKED
home of the enslaved. . ."

Thank you GWB.
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DeSwiss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 05:54 AM
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7. Thanks for the reminder, I was thinkin it was next Friday...
But now that the feds have confiscated all of our personal hygiene products, panic and hysteria isn't the only problems we've got. Hey, didn't this happen in a Batman movie once?!?! :shrug:






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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 05:56 AM
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8. Ready to do my part!
My best Bugs Bunny EEE ARRR OH will be bellowed at the first sign of less than true Merkin activity, SIR!

:evilgrin:
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 05:58 AM
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9. Only the Skeerd say Skeerd...
"Land of the brave"...urass
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izzie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 06:38 AM
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10. Well I feel safe I have a religious compound nest door and they
have guns. I know, they are always shooting them off so guess they have killed off all the scary people as none have got to me yet.
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Pacifist Patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 06:53 AM
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11. I'm not panicking. I have George Bush watching out for my safety.
:rofl:
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 07:03 AM
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12. I'm there, doing my bit for Murica
When in danger

When in doubt

Run in circles

Scream and shout

:woohoo:
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NYC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 07:08 AM
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13. Thank you for the Public Service Announcement.
I had forgotten my civic duty to panic today. I'll conform now.
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Virginia Dare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 07:10 AM
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14. No, I'm waiting for August 22nd,..
that is when we all collectively shit our pants. Save us King Georgie oh benevolent strong wise leader! Please save us!!!!
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cboy4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 07:32 AM
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15. YUP. . .


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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 07:40 AM
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16. When in danger, or in doubt
run in circles, scream and shout!
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GeorgeGist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 07:57 AM
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17. Go mobile...
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treestar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 08:06 AM
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18. Why do you hate America?
:scared: :scared: :scared:scared:: :scared:
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 08:28 AM
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19. Here's me at breakfast...
Edited on Fri Aug-18-06 08:31 AM by Philosoraptor
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Wheezy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 09:55 AM
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20. Oh crap!
I forgot to write it in my planner. Thanks for the reminder!
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BluePatriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 10:36 AM
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21. haha...
thanks for making me smile :)
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 10:38 AM
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22. I can officially get my panic on now...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

there's some sort of mutant freak goat/dog el chupacabra thing in Maine. I'll be under my bed.
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insanerepubs Donating Member (74 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 10:51 AM
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23. I'm new here
I PANIC for two hours every morning, 1 hour at lunch and then again right before I go to bed....Is that enough? or should I be doing more...... :yoiks:
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 11:02 AM
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25. Welcome, and good job doing your part to keep 'Merica scared.
You're a true hero. :patriot:
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 11:22 AM
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28. Welcome, insanerepubs
A routine mid afternoon anxiety attack, if you can fit it in. One can't do enough to keep our country safe from common sense and rational solutions. :eyes:
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InkAddict Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 11:00 AM
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24. Self-delete
Edited on Fri Aug-18-06 11:01 AM by InkAddict
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liberalitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 11:05 AM
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26. I already have condoms on all my finger and toes, caulk in every orifice..
on my body and duct tape all over everything else.....
do I sound panicky?
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 11:07 AM
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27. Can i panic at home? I'm painting a room today a really dark color
and i'm a little panicky about it, that could serve as a good jumping off point to have a total meltdown about my personal security---yes?
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 12:16 PM
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29. Look, I'm just too busy for this ...
... that's why I rely on "Panic-4-U".

Why spend your day terrified, when having someone do the panicking for you is just one phone call away?

Operators are standing by -- no salesman will call, and they don't ask health questions.

If the line is busy, please hold -- and listen to the frightening muzak, which is sure to get you in the 'mood'.

Please have your credit card number handy, and be sure to specify which option you have chosen: Scared Witless, Heart-Attack Mode, Totally Terrified, or the less expensive choices like The Sweats or General Sense of Uneasiness.

Monthly payment plans available upon request.

Turn :scared: into :D !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 12:19 PM
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31. LMAO...I ordered The Sweats, but the shipped The Runs by mistake
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 12:40 PM
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32. BOMB ON ITALIAN JET!...oh, wait, false alarm.
whew, that felt good to get the panic out of the way, now I can get back to oiling the gigantic cogs down here in the underbelly of the subterranean hell where I belong.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 12:48 PM
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33. When do we get to burn down the disco and hang the blessed DJ?
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malmapus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 02:14 PM
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34. I'm panicing...I went to my Coke vending machine and pressed A1 as usual
and instead of a Coke Classic dropping out I got a Diet Coke!!!!!


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 09:18 PM
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37. Christ! Are you serious?!? I won't be sleeping tonight... again
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drmom Donating Member (450 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 02:21 PM
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35. And...the more people who see you panic, the more patriot points you get!
It's all about spreading the fear...
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Jim Lane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-18-06 09:16 PM
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36. Why should I panic? I live in New York City.
There are no terrorist targets here. DHS carefully investigated.

Now, those of you who live in places like Missouri or Wyoming -- cripes, you're practically walking around with bull's-eyes painted on your backs. Please be careful!
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