Nothing to hide? Then you shouldn't object to a body cavity search.

Philosoraptor

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Tue Aug-15-06 02:07 PM
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Nothing to hide? Then you shouldn't object to a body cavity search.

Edited on Tue Aug-15-06 02:13 PM by Philosoraptor

This is for the people who say, "If you have nothing to hide, you shouldn't mind having your phone wiretapped.

I just love coming up with things that make conservatives heads explode.

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angstlessk

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Tue Aug-15-06 02:10 PM
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1. Hell, I've had all my cavities filled.

I am cavity free!

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Dr.Phool

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Tue Aug-15-06 02:12 PM
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2. I may have something in my butt that I don't want them to see.

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Philosoraptor

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Tue Aug-15-06 02:14 PM
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5. I have reported you to the dept. of homeland penetration.

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Sammy Pepys

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Tue Aug-15-06 02:12 PM
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3. Are you asking me out? n/t

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Philosoraptor

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Tue Aug-15-06 02:15 PM
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6. For the record, no.

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MrCoffee

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Tue Aug-15-06 02:13 PM
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4. Object? We should welcome cavity searches. Bring it on.

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racaulk

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Tue Aug-15-06 02:16 PM
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7. Geez, can I get a cocktail first?

:evilgrin:

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guinivere

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Tue Aug-15-06 06:30 PM
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16. A cocktail at the very least.

I'm thinking a few cocktails and a nice dinner.

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don954

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Tue Aug-15-06 02:16 PM
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8. Its better than the reaming the airports give you!

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Philosoraptor

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Tue Aug-15-06 02:18 PM
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9. Is that protrusion in the back of the wheel really necessary?

"I guess not".

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Philosoraptor

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Tue Aug-15-06 02:21 PM
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10. Lie detectors have also been proposed at airports.

And if you have nothing to hide, you shouldn't mind taking a one hour lie detector test.

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Philosoraptor

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Tue Aug-15-06 02:24 PM
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11. If you really want to protect America, then you shouldn't mind.

If you really want to fight Osama, then by god bend over.

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Philosoraptor

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Tue Aug-15-06 02:50 PM
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12. Maybe I should send this proposal to "American Dad"

He'd be the first in line bent over and saluting.

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TankLV

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Tue Aug-15-06 03:27 PM
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13. Now THAT'S a pickup line! You sweet talker, you!

I don't mind those new photo-real "xray" scanners either, but I'd be embarassed for those who had to look at me now - as opposed to even 10 years ago! To say I've "let myself go" would be another understatement...

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MrCoffee

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Tue Aug-15-06 03:29 PM
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14. They were optional before??? TSA has some 'splainin to do.

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soothsayer

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Tue Aug-15-06 06:27 PM
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15. I'm hiding my body cavities! I try to all the time, so leave me alone.

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Philosoraptor

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Tue Aug-15-06 06:32 PM
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17. ah HA! ANOTHER terrorist thwarted and exposed!

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Swamp Rat

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Tue Aug-15-06 06:32 PM
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18. Here ya go:

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Philosoraptor

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Tue Aug-15-06 06:38 PM
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19. You'll have to pass through a mental detector

It detects brain activity of a suspicious nature.

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Swamp Rat

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Tue Aug-15-06 06:53 PM
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23. RED ALERT! RED ALERT! ... THOUGHT CRIME!!! ... RED ALERT!

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bridgit

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Tue Aug-15-06 06:39 PM
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20. ooh la la, a 'cavity search'...

:blush:

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Philosoraptor

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Tue Aug-15-06 06:40 PM
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21. strictly to fight the war on terror don't y'know.

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bridgit

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Tue Aug-15-06 06:45 PM
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22. oh yes, by all means...

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