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MoseyWalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:16 PM
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KY Jelly
in someone's carry on bag.

Cause for embarassment or cause for suspicion and lock up in a secret prison for an un-numbered number of years?

How crazy are these psychos, and how stupid are the poor dumb fools who enforce this ridiculous shit at the airports?

Sir. I see you have a tube of KY Jelly in your bag. You are aware this is now considered something a terrorist would have in his bag,,,,,yes?

Please step over here while we..............

How crazy is this shit?????????????/
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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:18 PM
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1. Tell the screeners you needed it to shove contraband up your ass.
Then make 'em go lookin' for it.

But you'd better have a few drinks first!
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Warren Stupidity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:19 PM
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2. From now on KY and Dildos must go in your checked in luggage.
As per DHS TSA rules.
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Lefty48197 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:23 PM
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3. Condoms are banned too because you can make KY bombs out of them
instructions are available on the internet.
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:25 PM
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4. It depends
is it the warming kind ?



lost
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newyawker99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 08:20 AM
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8. Hi lost-in-nj!!
Welcome to DU!! :toast:
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 08:58 AM
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10. Welcome to DU!
Another gay New Jersey DUer here!

:hi:
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evox Donating Member (276 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:30 PM
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5. I bet
they'll be having special ky detectors to make sure it's the real formula.
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globalvillage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:33 PM
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6. If they lock you up in prison
wonder if they'll let you keep it?
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Sinti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:40 PM
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7. Depends on what state you're in. I think a few have outlawed the stuff n/t
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SidDithers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 08:35 AM
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9. If you keep it in your carry on...
then I think you can request it be used when inspectors are performing the mandatory body cavity search.

Sid
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soothsayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 09:04 AM
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11. We got stopped for a naughty toy we got in Canada once. The
outline was kinda' gun shaped. yipes! They let us go, redfaced.
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