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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:58 PM
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So Who Do We Invade For This? England? Pakistan? Bulgaria?
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 09:59 PM by DistressedAmerican
That is what we do when terrorists attack us isn't it? Blow shit up to show them they aren't allowed to blow shit up?

Shouldn't we be ramping up the war machine for some unrelated third country?

Get busy boys! I think Myanmar may be related somehow. I heard that they harbor terrorists, have agents that meet with Al Qaeda operatives and I can't prove that they aren't making WMD.

Lets get those terrorist bastards and show them they can't try and blow up planes!

We'll blow someone's ass off the planet and change their fucking regime! That'll show 'em! Terrorist bastatards!

How about some "shock and awe" motherfuckers???

Did you all get your American flags today? We have to show them that we are united not divided!

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kohodog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:10 PM
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1. We need to invade all the "Stans" plus Kansas. And don't forget Poland n/
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:12 PM
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3. Fucking Poland!
Look out you terror loving bastards! The 3rd ID wants a piece of your ass!
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flyingfysh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:11 PM
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2. Here's the solution
Just do what we did for 9/11. The plotters there were Saudi, but Saudi Arabia has been doing us lots of favors. So bomb a nearby country that the government doesn't like: Iraq!

In this case, the plotters are British, but again UK has been doing favors. So find a nearby country the government doesn't like, and: BOMB FRANCE!
:-)
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badgerpup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:13 PM
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4. You are neglecting the most important aspect of this.
Who can we blow up...that's got oil?

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
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Sinti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:03 PM
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7. Venezuela - he's a socialist thug with designs on all of Latin Merka n/t
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Horse with no Name Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:29 PM
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5. Cuba of course
;)
I understand they have been begging for democracy AND I hear they are amassing flowers and candy for our soldiers.
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leesa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:33 PM
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6. Well, we can't invade Pakistan because we pay them to harbor terrorists
plus they are very helpful when we need these terror scams whipped up. Britain's been done before, plus they let us have our way with them whenever we like. Bulgaria...hmmmm...
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:05 PM
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8. Maybe condi can turn them into iranian pakistanis?
Of course it should be noted that 911 was funded by the Pakistani ISI...
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