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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:05 PM
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Scheduled Headlines for the weeks prior to 9-11:
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 07:07 PM by Tom Yossarian Joad
On edit: (Discovered in misdirected email from Karl Rove)

Week 1. Universal Eavesdropping Thwarts Al Qaida Plan To Force Americans Into Gay Marriages.

Week 2. Attack Dogs Force Terrorist To Spill The Beans Once Electrodes Are Attached To His Testicles.

Week 3. Not Supporting The President Discovered to Cause Bird Flu!

Week 4. Alberto Gonzales Reveals Proof That All Democratic Senators & Congressmen Are Working For The Terrorists and Have Been Removed To Guantanamo.

And One to throw in just in case: Freedom of Speech & Future Elections Canceled Until End of War on Terror.

That is all.
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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:13 PM
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1. Thanks for the Rec and Run, Stranger!
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JAYJDF Donating Member (322 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:29 PM
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2. a spin off beating will continue until morale improves :
depriving of personal liberties will continue until terrorism is eliminated
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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:45 PM
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3. Which could last.... Decades?
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