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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 05:30 PM
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Hey! I am a Bush onturrrpernewer! SALON ROW 22!
So, since people can't bring cosmetics, gels, shampoos, liquids on board anymore, I propose renting out a row of seats on each commercial flight and setting up a beauty bar (Salon Row 22). We can offer cosmetic touch-ups, have a selection of deodorants and colognes so the traveler doesn't smell like a barnyard sheep upon arriving at their destination, sell bottled water and Gatorade from a cooler we store underneath the seats....if only I could figure out how to circumvent the turbulence...

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PA Democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 05:37 PM
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1. Sounds like a great idea!
Some more suggestions:

Rent video games to keep the kiddies quiet.
Sell clean diapers to preserve air quality in the cabin.
Open a mile high pharmacy with a doctor who can prescribe meds for emergencies
like asthma attacks and angina.

Oh the possibilities are virtually endless!
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 05:46 PM
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2. 'Mile high pharmacy'
I love it!
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