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nosillies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:26 PM
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If anybody really needs some good laughs today, read this message board
http://boards.live.com/MSNBCboards/thread.aspx?ThreadID...
Does the latest terror threat make you afraid to fly?

The idiots are out in force.

If you can't read them all, here are some of the main take-aways:

1) The world is the horrible shape it is today because Monica gave Bill a blow job
2) In times of trouble, we must always do everything Bush says because he is always right
3) Jesus is very busy keeping "good" Christians safe on planes
4) God is working hard to kill Muslims, 'cause it's the right thing to do
5) Muslims should never be allowed to fly again
6) If you think that drinking your own breast milk is kinda gross, then you must be anti-American and you should just move to the Middle East. See #2.
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tulsakatz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:34 PM
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1. someone should tell them........
...the muslims have the same opinion, that is if you replace American with muslim and vice versa. And probably replace Bush with Mohammed or someone similar.....

Why do they think the muslims always say Allah Akbar, which means God is great? Because they believe they are doing the right thing for them! Of course, we don't agree with it because of the obvious loss of life.

I'm just saying they should consider the fact that these ideas are not unique to them.........
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nosillies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:39 PM
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4. What, you mean try logic?
Is you crazy?

:rofl:
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tulsakatz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:46 PM
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23. haha.........
.........what was I thinking?

I'm sorry........a little habit of mine.......I forgot that facts confuse them!!!
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warrens Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:49 PM
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11. Oh, come on, that HAS to be satire. Tell me it's not serious. Now.
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sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:34 PM
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2. oh ma gawd!
you were serious!

Wow - how long was I gone? Must. Disinfect. Stupidity could be catching.
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Jo March Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:38 PM
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3. Give them a brake
"GIVE ME A BRAKE! Are you totally oblivious to the ethnicity of the terrorists?! **News flash** they are (dare I say it) MIDDLE-EASTERN! I would've been scared out of my mind if I witnessed what that person did. "

:eyes:
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:59 PM
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17. ok
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Jo March Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 10:36 AM
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24. Bwahahahahaha!
:rofl:
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Der Blaue Engel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:42 PM
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5. These examples don't sound like idiots
It sounds like some really good satire, to me. :shrug:
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leveymg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:43 PM
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6. LOL. This has gotta be snark.
:crazy:
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karlrschneider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:44 PM
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7. 90 percent of shit like that is just posted by trolls (usually bored
12 year old kiddies) trying to get a rise out of people.
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nosillies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:47 PM
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9. It's still so funny, admit it, you wanna laugh!
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karlrschneider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:50 PM
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13. True dat
;-)
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BootinUp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:46 PM
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8. #6 went over my head.
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:47 PM
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10. And Pat "The Flake" Robertson wants us to know ......




God wants us to kill all the Muslims.


Pat Robertson has issued a fatwah.




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WiseButAngrySara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:50 PM
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12. Excuse me, but didn't you mean if you "need a good weep?" This is
NOT laughable, and I find it offensive that you would think it so.
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nosillies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:52 PM
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14. Sorry, but every once in a while I have to lighten up
I've got to hold off that ulcer and type-A heart attack I'm working so hard on.
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WiseButAngrySara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:57 PM
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15. Oh, thanks! I'm sorry I went off like that, but I'm so sad about what is
happening in the world right now, I just could not find amusement in the kind of ignorance that is perpetrating the fear and consequent violence...
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nosillies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:59 PM
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16. Ehhh, we all have to go off sometimes!
:D
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WiseButAngrySara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:01 PM
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18. LOL! And I'm doing it all over the place today! ....n/t
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tenshi816 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:06 PM
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19. Honestly, I don't understand
how these people can even work out how to work a computer to post the crap they do. In fact, I'm surprised they're even allowed to dress themselves unassisted, lest they do themselves some damage.
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nosillies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:19 PM
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20. Well, I noticed a direct link
The more right-wing your opinion -- the worse your ability to spell, use correct grammar, and basically string together a coherent thought.
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:23 PM
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21. Conservatism and common sense are mutually exclusive.





Or, to put it another way .....


They aren't bright enough to pour piss out of a boot with the instructions printed on the heel.




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samsingh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:58 PM
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22. these sound sarcastic
#1 is right. without that event, bush never would have been able to take office in 2000 and 911 would not have happened. Gore would be the legal President today. The economy would be stronger, Global Warming would be under control, Stem Cell research would be on the way to curing many diseases, and tens of thousands of innocent people would be alive.

But then, just counting the votes in Florida would have done the same thing because Gore still won.
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