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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:15 PM
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Hot off the wire - another plot foiled: Project Bojangles (satire)
Ohio:

The FBI announced today that it has detained ten men who were here illegally on expired visas. All the men were in clown school, and according to officials, were attempting to finish their 6 week degree so as to obtain clown gear.

One source, wishing to remain anonymous, said the plot involved filling the big red shoes with explosives, and putting some sort of gel into the seltzer bottles. All men had one way tickets to leave the US from various airports.

A DHS official noted "When it comes to terrorism, we don't clown around".

One of the detained, Syed Mohammed Haji Elijah Jihad, was on the watchlist and authorites believe he came here from Mexico. More money is being asked to beef up border patrols and checkpoints.

The clown school in Ohio has been temporarily shut down during this investigation.

Stay tune to fuk'd news for more on this developing story. Also, stay away from circuses and clowns.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:16 PM
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1. "stay away from circuses and clowns"
10-4. clowns scare the hell out of me. round them all up and ship them to gitmo.
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:18 PM
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3. And mimes. Lock up all those damned mimes. n/t
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:28 PM
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4. I never fully understood why some people are freaked out by clowns
But then I think of tammy faye bakker and I can start to grep it.
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OzarkDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:18 PM
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2. Oops! My mistake!
For a minute I thought you were talking about the Ohio General Assembly - well known as the biggest clown car on earth.
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 06:54 PM
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5. Give us time in Ohio, we will get the idjits out.
I so wish I had not moved back here at times...what was I thinking???
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