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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:11 PM
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Enough airport stuff.. let's "Hanni-date"
Goodness knows we need some levity.. These are FUNNY!!!

http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/2006_04_02_patriotboy_ar...

a sample

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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:15 PM
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1. TitanLightning42 is looking for that special gal who wants to share...
...quiet moments and her underwire bras with him.
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:18 PM
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5. so was he born in 42, has a 42" waist or is that his IQ?
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 02:18 PM by SoCalDem
:)
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:25 PM
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11. Bra size: 42C
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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:09 PM
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46. those are some nice man cans
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Tin Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:15 PM
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2. "...seeking a conservative heroiness" - is that a word?
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:18 PM
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3. and we thought they were against heroin users..
:)
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northzax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:30 PM
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19. hey, he's a 'heroine' so why not?
nice to see that HanniDate doesn't have a problem with people confused about their gender roles. It warms the heart.
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Tin Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:36 PM
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30. Maybe he considers himself a lesbian trapped within a man's body?
:shrug:
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northzax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:45 PM
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35. lord knows I do
he's obviously butch though. not my style.
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Tin Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:46 PM
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36. LOL, good one!
:rofl:
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n2doc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:18 PM
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4. Jut that chin out so your second one is pulled up!
Suck in that beer gut! What! you mean it is pulled in? :rofl:
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AndyA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:19 PM
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6. If anyone ever needed a Manziere, it's TitanLightening42! n/m
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:19 PM
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7. be sure and check out some of the others linked at the site..
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 02:21 PM by SoCalDem
they are even scarier

here's a winner...can't imagine why anyone divorced this catch :eyes:

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smokey nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:24 PM
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9. If he is so proud of his designer wardrobe, why is he not wearing
a shirt in his photo? Is that an Armani baseball cap?
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:27 PM
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14. "No colored"? Perhaps he prefers his women in white sheets and hoods.
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 02:28 PM by CottonBear
"One look and the help shuts its yap and gets back to work." Is he a freaking slave owner? :(

:scared:

eidt: If he owns designer clothes then why isn't he wearing a shirt to cover his "mangut"?
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smokey nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:31 PM
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23. Maybe that's what he means when he mentions his....
"international holdings."
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RB TexLa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:58 PM
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44. That would be the $500 he has in IHOP stock n/t
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:41 PM
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49. or in buy one get one free coupons at IHOP
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:29 PM
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16. OhKKKay!
Why is he naked? ... waiting for his white robe to dry?

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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:29 PM
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17. "No colored"????
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AndyA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:34 PM
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27. Hmmm...now he IS A CATCH, isn't he? WOW!! n/m
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smokey nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:37 PM
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32. Well, he DOES have all his teeth.
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Sapphocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:34 PM
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28. Is that a cigar in his mouth...
...or did his last date beat a hasty retreat?
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newportdadde Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:24 PM
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39. That can't be real... please tell me its not.
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:25 PM
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40. Hannity fan?? I'm guessing real
:(
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guinivere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:20 PM
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48. Yikes. The Titan with the tits is a prince compared
to this kkk guy. :scared:
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:28 PM
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15. It's not the Manziere, it's the Bro!
:-)
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guinivere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:15 PM
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47. lol! He looks proud of 'em too.
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smokey nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:21 PM
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8. Titan Heroine?....
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 02:36 PM by smokey nj
Is that anything like black-tar heroine? And does "heroiness" describe the state of one who is under the influence of Titan heroine?
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EOTE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:34 PM
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26. Wait an utter ass:
Heroine: 1 a : a mythological or legendary woman having the qualities of a hero
Hero: 1 a : a mythological or legendary figure often of divine descent endowed with great strength or ability
Heroiness: a word madeup by a single freeper searching for a lesbian into hero worship.
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:24 PM
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10. LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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LibertyLover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:25 PM
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12. Hmmm, perhaps Mr. Titan should have paid more attention in school
Guess he fell asleep during Bible class at that Christian school when they discussed "Heros and Heroines of the Old Testament". Oops.
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Lars39 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:25 PM
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13. His church has a site:
http://www.biblepreaching.us/ourpurpose.html

"He preaches the word of God,King James 1611, exactly as it is written,to men,exactly as they are.
We never have to worry about hearing corrupt versions, false doctrine, or liberalism from our pulpit.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
And I shouldn't do this, but look at the photo of the preacher's family. :D
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:30 PM
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20. Whoa!...that one daughter looks like trouble with a capital "T"
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Lars39 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:32 PM
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24. Boldfaced and Underlined, too.
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Sapphocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:42 PM
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34. I'm confused.
All three are supposed to be his daughters (according to the text)? Just look at the one in the little black dress -- imagine having to have that much plastic surgery done by the time you're 14.

OK, so the wifey-looking one must be his wife. Is it just me, or are her hands sending out some sort of unconscious message about Pastor Danny?

P.S. BOTH daughters look like future "Girls Gone Wild" stars.
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gatorboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:29 PM
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18. Hasn't TitanLightning's profile been posted for awhile now
Are you telling me some smart woman hasn't snatched up that helluva man yet???

I think I have a gay friend that may be interested in him though. I'll pass his info on. :P
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:32 PM
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25. He's "gentle as a teddy bear."
;)

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gatorboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:40 PM
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33. He'll consider that a plus!
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 02:41 PM by gatorboy
For some reason, he goes for the big burley guys. This one is a catch! :P
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:30 PM
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21. Doesn't Heroine mean Female hero?
:shrug:
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EOTE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:35 PM
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29. Yes, indeed it does.
It's the feminine of hero. Simple things like that can be awfully confusing to the typical freeper.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:36 PM
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31. So Girls...
He is in touch with his feminine side.
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Sapphocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:30 PM
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22. Best feature: Man boobs. n/t
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:55 PM
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37. Oh my god.. Found some more at Randi's site.. can't stop laughing
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Clark2008 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:44 PM
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41. I have tears rolling down my face!!!
:rofl:
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:52 PM
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42. I did too.. especially the comments
and the one with the church lady cracked me up
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:05 PM
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38. I have an account over there I haven't checked in awhile
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 03:09 PM by LynneSin
I wonder if I've gotten any dates lately?

Yep, my account is still there. I'll have to figure out the password on my fake email account and see if I have any offers.

If you PM me I'll send you the link of my ad
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Fountain79 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:52 PM
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43. Two words...
man-tits
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Generic Brad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:03 PM
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45. Hannidates Suck Ass
Somebody had to say it. It may as well have been me.
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