CNN Breaking: You can now take gel onto planes.

[Skidmore]

That is all.

[AspenRose]

1. I bet Sean Hannity's relieved.

eom

[Fridays Child]

13. LOL! He needs a bondo waiver.

[BuyingThyme]

2. How 'bout Jello?

[acmavm]

3. Hell no, if I can't have my shampoo to wash out the gel, forget it.

[hlthe2b]

4. Parody or truth? Many folks here have to fly in the next few days...

Are you saying they are loosening restrictions? If so, please specify.

Sorry, this is too serious to joke about right now....:shrug:

[Skidmore]

7. Seriously, It was a graphic on CNN about 10 minutes ago.

[Atman]

5. Dammit, now I have to dig through the trash for my Astroglide!

Uh...you know, for, uh...loosening tight nuts.

[im10ashus]

8. Tight nuts, eh?

:rofl:

[The_Casual_Observer]

6. What gel? I never took any gel on one anyway.

[Atman]

9. What? No Dep or Dippity Do?

Doesn't the wind blow your hair when you open the plane window for some fresh air?

I haven't flown in a while.

[The_Casual_Observer]

18. Dippity Do had the worst smell of any product I can remember.

[tridim]

23. Is Dapper Dan okay?

[mindfulNJ]

36. nope

only Fop allowed:)

[EstimatedProphet]

10. Well thank God for that! Crisis is over everybody! Take 5!

[dave29]

11. No one in Bushco owned stock in any gel products

;)

[Connie_Corleone]

12. When will I be able to take my snakes on the plane again???

[Retrograde]

48. Snakes? On a plane?

What about shakes? (due credit to the DUer who came up with Shakes on a Plane in another thread)? What if I give the shakes to the snakes? Or the snakes give me shakes? Will I need stakes for the snakes? Or do they prefer steaks?

Apologies if this is descending to a Dr. Seuss level, but TSA today was acting like they have the cognitive powers of three year olds.

[aquart]

14. You cannot fly without moisturizer! It's insane, I tell you, insane!

The War on Toiletries must end!

[calico1]

15. Hallelujah!!!!

I am one of those people that has a frizz problem. Frizzy hair can really make me nasty!!!

[titoresque]

16. Is there a specific brand we should buy?

and how do we know for sure that terrorist networks aren't
behind this push on gel products?

[Skidmore]

19. I'm sure * will be on with details later in the day. Stay tuned.

[obreaslan]

17. OH THANK GOD!!!!!

[Junkdrawer]

20. Seriously, I'll bet it's because OCD's freaked when their Purell...

was confiscated.

[leesa]

21. Somebody's lobbyist musta checked in!

[tridim]

30. Wouldn't the toiletry industry love this?

Because people will have to buy more of their product every time the arrive at a destination?

[Skidmore]

22. Anyone have that picture of the kitty with the freaky punked out fur

which makes him look like he just chomped an extension cord? I used to see it periodically. I lost my copy when my computer crashed last fall.

[ComerPerro]

24. I'm gellin. You gellin?

Like a felon.

[MrCoffee]

31. like Magellan.

[Malikshah]

42. What about a felon with redness and swellin

[shadowknows69]

25. McGuyver could make a bomb

out of hair gel, airline peanuts and the urinal cake in the bathroom.

[Hugin]

27. Mmmm... URINAL CAKE!

:rofl:

[MrCoffee]

32. so good, and so good for you!

[Hugin]

26. Who is Gel?

Does she post on DU?

Does she like to fly?

Does she have a sister?

:eyes:

[G2099]

28. Curl activator gel is ok now?

[Bjornsdotter]

29. We're saved! n/t

[WinkyDink]

33. But I prefer MOUSSE! Let my bad hair be on THEIR heads! HA!

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

34. *rolls eyes*

Don't know why it wasn't allowed in the first place. I can't think of much in the way of explosives that could pass for gel. . .

[npincus]

35. Great! I was about to sell my shares of K-Y.

[MaineDem]

37. I'd rather be able to bring water

I always carry a bottle or two of water.

[greatauntoftriplets]

38. Me too. And I am flying somewhere four weeks from tomorrow.

I'd even drink out of the damn bottle to prove it's okay, but no...you have to fear blonde women terra-ists.

Fortunately, it's a short flight.

:eyes:

[ronnykmarshall]

39. But what about HAND LOTION??

This is info 'murica needs to know

[MrCoffee]

40. What kind of pervert brings hand lotion on a plane?

Going up for your mile-high solo flight?

[Catherine Vincent]

41. what are you talking about?

Lotion is very valuable for ashy folks.

[ronnykmarshall]

43. Nawwww

if it ain't spit, it's aint love.

[MrCoffee]

44. I'm getting that tattooed on me.

[ronnykmarshall]

46. You GO !!

Nasty boy!

[Rex]

45. So is the Mile High Club back in business?

Is KY considered a gel? We need to know these important things!

[AnnieBW]

47. Honey,

Put the K/Y Jelly back in the carry-on! :evilgrin: