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Yavin4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:28 PM
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Let's All Fly Naked
That way we're guaranteed of no terrorist plots.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:29 PM
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1. They'll have to triple the barf bag supply on board. n/t
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Pachamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:23 PM
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28. With all the obesity in this country...
:puke:

AAAggghhhh...my eyes - my eyes....
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mhatrw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:03 PM
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33. Exactly. I'm not ready for snakes on every single plane. n/t
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NMDemDist2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:29 PM
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2. sorry, I'd scare the children
in my natural glory

:hide:
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katty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:29 PM
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3. yup: Jet Nude
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ThatsMyBarack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:32 PM
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6. Don't take it bad.
Take a sad song, and make it better....

:rofl:
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Snivi Yllom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:38 PM
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already exists http://www.naked-air.com/
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 02:40 PM by Snivi Yllom
warning nudity

http://www.naked-air.com /

some funny fucking pics here

http://www.naked-air.com/03flight.htm
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ProdigalJunkMail Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:29 PM
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4. only if a plastic slip-cover is issued to each passenger... n/t
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Maraya1969 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:48 PM
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23. That was my thought also. Notice the removable head seat covers
I kept looking to see if they can take off the whole seat covers but I don't think so.

Then again, for someone who is afraid to fly it might make for a good diversionary tactic.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:31 PM
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5. Yes Butt
You could still be hiding explosive stuff!

1. explosive diarrhea

A liquid defacation so forceful you have to hold onto the toilet seat to avoid liftoff.

I ate the buffet at Foo Kee and ended up with explosive diarrhea...More

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=explosiv...

Duct tape might help...


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eleny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:33 PM
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7. Recommended!
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:34 PM
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8. Earn a "Fly United" patch


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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:39 PM
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12. LOL! That takes the term 'hitch hiking' to a whole other level!
... or altitude. :D


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Vidar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:18 PM
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34. Un-diapered flying goats--shameful..
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DoYouEverWonder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:34 PM
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9. Might be time to buy stock
in Virgin Airways.

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Democrats_win Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:35 PM
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10. The xstian taliban forbids nudity: it is unnatural ;)
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:37 PM
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11. LOL. So that's why my boys were born wearing Levis jeans? nt
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LibDemAlways Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:40 PM
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13. Hysterical, but not out of the realm of possibility.
The way things are going, I can see mandatory body cavity searches before boarding, conducted by TSA losers. I wouldn't put it past them to mandate MRIs as well.

Since everyone is considered a potential terrorist this could get interesting.
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C_U_L8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:44 PM
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14. that's an excellent idea :-)
and the freepers will sure go for the mandatory anal probes
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:24 PM
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17. They were optional before???
TSA has some 'splainin to do
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Arkansas Granny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:56 PM
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15. Only if I can have a blindfold.
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RC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:20 PM
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16. Yeah, there were some good looking women
on the flight from Ottawa to Winnipeg yesterday. :evilgrin:
BTY, Canada is efficient and non-intrusive in their airport security. That is more than I can say about some airports in this country.
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:32 PM
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18. Not necessarily.
You hear about the drug busts? Some women sneak stuff in their whatchamacallit. And the men can sneak stuff in their buttocks. :)
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Quantess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:51 PM
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25. And if you have "spare tires" or rolls of flab,
well, those can be good hiding places. :rofl:
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:33 PM
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19. LOL OMG
:rofl:
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YankeyMCC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:38 PM
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20. They'd better do a better job of keeping those
walkways warmed in the colder airports then. :)

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chat_noir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:41 PM
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21. the "terrorist" plot sounds like the story line from Batman
The Joker made everyone afraid to use cosmetics, shampoo, etc.





You photoshoppers can have fun with this one.

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SidDithers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:34 PM
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29. Pickles? Izzat you?...nt
Sid
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paparush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:46 PM
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22. NO! A would-be terrorist could still have swallowed a capsule of poison
which he/she could regurgitate in the restroom, then unleash onto the unsuspecting crew.

The ONLY solution is:

1. All potential passengers must arrive at the point of departure 48 hours in advance, where you will be disrobed and herded into an 'observation area'. This will begin the 48 hours of fasting needed to ensure that A) You do not injest anything potentially dangerous and B) If you have already injested such a substance, it will have to to *ahem* pass.

2. 30 Minutes prior to boarding the flight you will be cavity searched and given a 'free' MRI.

3. If the potential passenger successfully passes the above security screening, the passenger will then be escorted to their assigned seats and fitted with a four point restraining harness that is guaranteed to protect you from in-flight turbulence.

4. The blackout hoods will be removed once the pilot has turned off the "fasten seat belt" sign.

5. At the arrival gate, passengers will disembark to the awaiting security vans that will deliver you outside of the airport's secured perimeter.

Thank you for flying 'Murkin Airlines.
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Bitter Cup Donating Member (96 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:49 PM
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24. They'll just invent exploding penile implants
and think where that'll take us.
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RobertSeattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:55 PM
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26. I don't want THOSE Hair-miles!
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IronLionZion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:56 PM
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27. Let's not fly
damnit, I hope I don't have to fly any time soon. It's time like this when Amtrak doesn't look so shitty.
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:35 PM
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30. LAGNAF
LOL, years ago we had a rogue softball team with an imaginary sponsor, LAGNAF. Nobody outside a small circle of friends understood it was an acronym for 'Let's All Get Naked and F***. Sorry, I digress. :rofl:

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RobertSeattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:59 PM
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31. New meaning to "Snakes on a Plane!"
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verse18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:01 PM
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32. "Nudist on a mothafuckin plane!"n/t
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dalaigh lllama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:57 PM
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35. Skyclad???
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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:18 PM
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36. Fly on a broomstick
You can't exactly smuggle a bomb on a narrow broomstick.
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OneBlueSky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 01:31 AM
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37. nah . . . they'd just step up the cavity searches . . . (ouch!) . . . n/t
.
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pitohui Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 01:31 AM
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38. let's not and say we did EOM
,
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 01:49 AM
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39. talk about snakes on planes
sheesh!
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 01:06 PM
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41. *choke*
:rofl:
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PATRICK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 01:05 PM
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40. There was this movie
about things injected into the body chenistry that turned the human into a time bomb. Messy.

More computerized virtual reality trips(cheaper, safer), with adequate precautions taken against "viruses" and trojan horses directly inserted into the brain.
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