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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:45 AM
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Has Air Force One been checked for LIQUIDS?
I fear for our fearless leader, what if his mountain dew is actually a bomb?

I see it just landed for an important fund raiser, and the man himself will speak on the new terror plot!

What if two liquids are mixed on air force one? Like jack and coke, or jack and water, or jack and nitro glycerin?

Liquid terror can leak in anywhere!
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Beelzebud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:46 AM
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1. Someone needs to check out our waterhead president.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:47 AM
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2. They should check it for douchebags.
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Mrs. Overall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:47 AM
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3. What about urinating on Air Force One--it's liquid, right?
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:47 AM
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4. Liquid Terror...mua-ha-ha n/t
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Beelzebud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:48 AM
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5. TERROR: You're soaking in it!
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:50 AM
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7. So is Madge on the no fly terra list?
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:48 AM
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6. But he's da pretzeldent!
:D



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lisa58 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:51 AM
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8. 80 Proof?
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eShirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:54 AM
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9. it's OK, * found the liquids and "disposed" of them
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Javaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:59 AM
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10. I'm thinking of Dr. Strangelove with the fluids LOL nt
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