W To Attempt Speech At 11:50 AM ET

[kpete]

9/11, 9/11, 9/11 I Love Joe 9/11, 9/11, 9/11 Be Afraid Of Lamont
9/11, 9/11, 9/11 Keeping You Safe So You Can Vote For Joe

Did I say 9/11

Heh, heh, heh

Gotcha didn't I

Heh, heh, heh

Gonna clear some brush now

Don't forget 9/11

[Beelzebud]

1. Someone ask him about the pig!

[Skidmore]

2. We're fighin' 'em over there so we won't fight them over here!

Bet Britian didn't know that they were going to be "over there."

[meldroc]

17. I liked what Randi Rhodes said about this strategy...

When Bush says "We're fightin' them over there so they don't come over here," that really means he's using our troops as BAIT. Yep. That's the strategy. And everyone wonders why morale is so low...

[Xenotime]

23. Good thought.

[theguvnorgc]

3. But, George!

Talk to us about I-deee-ologies! Please!

[peekaloo]

4. LOL! "attempt"

um, ah, er, well

[Tin Man]

14. LOL, agreed! n/t

[Poll_Blind]

20. "Attempt"- that should be a standard prefix from now on. Brilliant!n/t

PB

[Mandate My Ass]

5. LOL, your subject line is the best

and so is the pre-cap. I don't need to watch now.

[otohara]

6. Ask Him If They've Known For Days, Why No Searches

until today?

Would it have interfered with his brush clearing, or did they wait and coordinate to gain maximum TV exposure?

[kpete]

11. lets see now

until today?

The terroristas waited to see if Joe won.
When Lamont won, they got the smoke signals that told them to attack...see
heh, heh, heh...

[Hubert Flottz]

7. He and Tony knew about this and talked about it last Wednesday.

They didn't think it was important enough to cancel their vacations.

[mystique]

9. Oh goody !!!

I can hardly wait. You have no ideas how he is a turn on !!

[Hubert Flottz]

15. The war in Lebanon was due to increase in intensity today...

Are we being distracted from the mass killings in the ME?

Edit...Welcome to DU, BTW!

[catmandu57]

10. Well they had too

We know it takes weeks for the chimp* to get the lines right even with someone putting them into his ear.

[Hubert Flottz]

16. I've watched him for six years and he still make very little sense.

He's the curse of the millennium that the seers warned about. The "Millennium Bug" in the flesh.

The presidip has an intelligence failure 24/7!

[OhioChick]

8. Key word being "attempt." n/t

[Sydnie]

12. What? He's not going to mention his lunch?

Isn't this fundraiser attached to a plate of some sort? No lunch? Why is he bothering to attend at all if there is no carving to be done?

[Catchawave]

13. I'll feel so much better after I hear his reassuring words.....

[lutefisk]

18. I'm going to watch him disembark

I have a hunch he has some dangerous chemicals (possibly Jim Beam and cocaine hydrochloride) aboard that airplane. If he stumbles or slurs his words, we'll know.

[kpete]

19. Herbster

LOL - where do you get your INSIDE info?

[Endangered Specie]

21. Wow, that was just pathetic

[kpete]

22. oh my

this venture

Country safer than we were before 9/11

people still plot

mistake to believe you should not live in fear

[smokey nj]

24. He's the anti-FDR......

According to the Chimp, the only thin we have to fear is not being afraid enough.

[lumberjack_jeff]

25. Studies indicate that it may be possible to teach him to sign...

... much like koko, but without the nice.

What's the sign for "heh, heh, heh"?

[DeSwiss]

26. So....

...in this attempt, will he be using a net? And will paramedics be standing by???

Please say NO!!!!!!!!!!!!