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MichaelHarris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:48 AM
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I've turned into a quivering, gelatinous mass
shaking from fear watching Fox News during terror alerts. Man what a hoot. I'm going to plan my whole day around watching Fox and laughing my ass off. I'll keep you posted.
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NRaleighLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:49 AM
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1. Yep...I have it on my To-Do list. Be Afraid, Repeat each day...
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MichaelHarris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:51 AM
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2. Usually
I'm just interested in the hot missing blond girls but today is Fear Day, that's always worth a giggle or two.
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NRaleighLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:52 AM
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3. ...and see, I thought it was Fear Friday. didn't get the memo, I guess..
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MichaelHarris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:54 AM
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5. A common mistake
Fear Friday is usually reserved for your white powders in an envelope. Today is liquid fear day, they didn't want any confusion.
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demnan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:54 AM
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4. If you are gelatinous
might you explode? :D
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MichaelHarris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:56 AM
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8. good point
Wonder if Rush Limbaugh will be able to carry his KY on board or will they make him put it in a clear plastic bag?
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sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:01 AM
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12. worse - exploding falafels.
O'Reilly, you're next.
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Xenotime Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:54 AM
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6. This whole thing is simply BushCo's distraction to show that...
he is protecting the country. When in fact he is not.
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:56 AM
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7. "We have everything to fear, including fear itself."
What's with this "home of the brave" shit? :rofl:
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sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:57 AM
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9. forcing people to taste baby food?
What kind of liquid explosive do they think they can fit in a hairspray bottle or baby food jar that won't spontaneously explode?

Just curious. It's a serious question. This is a bullshit story, but we know that. Lieberman lost and it's looking like the democrats may actually shift congress to the left, so terror terror terror.

"Loss of life on a scale unimaginable". Damn, and the oscar goes to . . .

Well, I suppose if reporters were rocket scientists we'd all be living on Mars. Some of these guys really aren't the sharpest marble in the bag, and they're just gasping with method-acting fear of HAIRSPRAY??????

And you're going to get liquid explosives into luggage past airport nitro sniffers HOW? This is just another crying wolf story, and Chertoff is utterly incompetent to figure out reality, as usual.

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Captain Hilts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:59 AM
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10. You can't take a gelatinous mass on an airplane. nt
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MichaelHarris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:01 AM
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11. that's not true
I take my ass with me everytime I fly.
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Captain Hilts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:12 AM
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20. Guess some women will have to leave their 'girlfriends' at home. nt
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Norrin Radd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:23 AM
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13. What about a gelatinous cube?
Sorry, dorky old skool Gygax/AD&D joke.
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:26 AM
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14. I suppose it's cheaper than a lobotomy.
:D

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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:27 AM
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15. Quivering gelatinous masses are the terrorists' new weapon of choice.
Aloe scented.
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:28 AM
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16. I'll bet that makes typing difficult.
And running for the hills too.
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:29 AM
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17. Like this?


mikey_the_rat
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smokey nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:30 AM
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18. I guess I can't bring anymore Jello Jigglers for my in-flight snack,
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fishwax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:35 AM
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19. that's what we get for supporting lamont
i mean, after all, a vote for lamont was a vote for osama, so it's no surprise they'd be emboldened enough to try something so quickly :sarcasm:
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