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Arkham House Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:18 AM
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Call Oprah Winfrey. RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
...what are you doing reading this? I said CALL...!!!
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FuzzyDicePHL Donating Member (698 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:20 AM
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1. Um
Why?
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:21 AM
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2. Just because.
:shrug:
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Joanie Baloney Donating Member (801 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:26 AM
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3. The line's busy


She's on the phone with Uma...and in the kitchen with Dinah. ;)

Hee, hee
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elocs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:32 AM
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4. "Hi Oprah"
"So why are you calling?" "I don't fucking know. That fucking Arkham House said to call right fucking now so I am fucking calling right fucking now. I'm sorry, but he didn't fucking let any of us fucking know why we should fucking call fucking right now. I'm fucking sorry about this fucking mixup, Oprah. Otherwise, how the fuck are things fucking going with you? Fucking great I hope."
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:33 AM
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5. lmao WELCOME TO DU!
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:33 AM
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6. no no no call Dr. Phil
He is smarter than Oprah.
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CrazyForKucinich Donating Member (676 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:34 AM
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8. You can't be serious.
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:36 AM
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10. OMG... have you watched him the last two years or so???
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:43 AM
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12. Actually I avoid him like the plague
:)
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Tulum_Moon Donating Member (556 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:50 AM
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13. Dr Phil should be in jail!
I watched his show yesterday and he showed film footage of Mom beating the shit out of her 10 yr old son! I am talking punching and kicking! Called her 9yr old daughter a "fucking little bitch". The woman should have been hauled off the stage. And she was not some overworked stressed Mom with too many kids. She even at one point in the middle of the beating took a call from a friend. But the good Doc let her go with them as she promised to go in for treatment. I have already emailed him with my disgust that she is not in jail for assault.
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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:36 AM
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11. Better yet, Call Dr. Phool.
At least we can go have some cocktails for lunch.
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mmonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:34 AM
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7. Tom Cruise
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Xenotime Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:36 AM
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9. Who the fuck are you and why?
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rasputin1952 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:03 AM
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14. Locking
Copy Cat threads are verboten in GD.

Thatnk you for your understanding.
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