Call Oprah Winfrey. RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

[Arkham House]

...what are you doing reading this? I said CALL...!!!

[FuzzyDicePHL]

1. Um

Why?

[Liberal Veteran]

2. Just because.

[Joanie Baloney]

3. The line's busy

She's on the phone with Uma...and in the kitchen with Dinah.

Hee, hee

[elocs]

4. "Hi Oprah"

"So why are you calling?" "I don't fucking know. That fucking Arkham House said to call right fucking now so I am fucking calling right fucking now. I'm sorry, but he didn't fucking let any of us fucking know why we should fucking call fucking right now. I'm fucking sorry about this fucking mixup, Oprah. Otherwise, how the fuck are things fucking going with you? Fucking great I hope."

[elehhhhna]

5. lmao WELCOME TO DU!

[proud2BlibKansan]

6. no no no call Dr. Phil

He is smarter than Oprah.

[CrazyForKucinich]

8. You can't be serious.

[LostinVA]

10. OMG... have you watched him the last two years or so???

[proud2BlibKansan]

12. Actually I avoid him like the plague

[Tulum_Moon]

13. Dr Phil should be in jail!

I watched his show yesterday and he showed film footage of Mom beating the shit out of her 10 yr old son! I am talking punching and kicking! Called her 9yr old daughter a "fucking little bitch". The woman should have been hauled off the stage. And she was not some overworked stressed Mom with too many kids. She even at one point in the middle of the beating took a call from a friend. But the good Doc let her go with them as she promised to go in for treatment. I have already emailed him with my disgust that she is not in jail for assault.

[Dr.Phool]

11. Better yet, Call Dr. Phool.

At least we can go have some cocktails for lunch.

[mmonk]

7. Tom Cruise

[Xenotime]

9. Who the fuck are you and why?

[rasputin1952]

14. Locking

Copy Cat threads are verboten in GD.

Thatnk you for your understanding.