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BooScout Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:09 AM
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TERROR FROM FIZZY DRINKS
You read it here first folks. We now have the infamous non-attack of the Fizzy Drinks.

May god save us all. :tinfoilhat:
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:11 AM
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1. I think New Coke and Coca-Cola Black qualify as WMD.
Weapons of Marketing Disasters.
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TlalocW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:13 AM
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2. Could have been worse
We could have learned that the terrorists "STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS, AND THEN THEY BUMPED INTO THE CEILING WHICH NOW HAS TO BE WASHED AND STERILIZED!" - Willy Wonka

TlalocW
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DemonFighterLives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:17 AM
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5. I saw the oompa loompas on air this morning announcing.
:rofl:
Homeland Destruction czar chertoff and torture guru gonzales were all a fritter.
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MichaelHarris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:23 AM
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10. hahahahaha
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO
I'VE GOT A PERFECT PUZZLE FOR YOU
OOMPA LOOMPA, DOOMPADAH DEE
OOMPA LOOMPA what would you do?
gallons and gallons of fizzy drink and pop rocks boarding the plane
........
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:18 AM
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6. they win NOTHING! They lost! GOOD DAY SIR!
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:14 AM
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3. A friend e-mailed me that his boss won't be allowed to fly anymore....
since they'll probably be banning douche bags!

:rofl:
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BooScout Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:15 AM
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4. If they do that..........then there is a God.
:beer:
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CrispyQ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:18 AM
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7. Does seltzer water qualify?

:crazy:
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:19 AM
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8. AMERIKA: WHER THOSE MENTOS IN YOUR POCKET ARE TICKET TO GITMO
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BooScout Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:21 AM
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9. Ya gotta love the Brits.....
They are now handing out sandwiches and tea to those in the ques at Heathrow. :toast:
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budkin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:51 AM
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11. BAN HAIR GEL TOO!

ONLY TERRORISTS USE HAIR GEL!!!
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undergroundpanther Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:30 AM
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12. Aww shit
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 10:30 AM by undergroundpanther
Am I gonna have to wash out the "liberty spikes" in my mowhawk,Damn it takes me a hour to spike my hawk up.. does that mean my hair is now a weapon..I can't fly with a spiked mowhawk..LOL..Sigh Always called a terrorist but I do nothing terrible..Oh well..
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