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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:11 AM
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OMG Turn on faux snooze
It is really the best entertainment on this morning.

Some "expert" just said you can buy everything you need for a liquid incendiary device in airport shopping malls!!! Now damn it, we won't be able to go shopping in airports anymore, just wait.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:14 AM
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1. "The good news is we're on to them!"
:rofl:
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Dhalgren Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:27 AM
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8. "These terrorists would have to get up pretty early in the
morning to get one over on us! Say 9:15, 9:30, something like that. Unless its a weekend - then let's say 11-ish? But, anyway, fool us once shame on them, fool us twice...shame on...shame on...we won't get fooled again! Right? Am I right?"
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:29 AM
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11. Terror alert orange
That'll show them terraists.
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Freedomofspeech Donating Member (622 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:52 AM
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24. Thanks to each and everyone of you.....
The DU is the one thing that keeps me going each day.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:53 AM
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25. Isn't it great?
I turned on my computer as soon as I saw the terra alert.
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Freedomofspeech Donating Member (622 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:59 AM
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27. I'm just so happy....
it hasn't been easy living in redneck hell these past several years. Even people in "my neck of the woods", realize what a ridiculous sham this is.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:16 AM
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2. "This could have been the worst terror attack anywhere"
"The good news is we're on to them"
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:16 AM
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3. "It's a victory for democracy!"
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htuttle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:17 AM
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4. Did they happen to post the recipe?
:crazy:
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:24 AM
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6. I'm sure they will do that anytime now
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 08:25 AM by proud2Blib
I'll take notes for you.
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Junkdrawer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:32 AM
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15. Diet Coke and Mentos....
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:43 AM
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20. OMG That is hilarious
I just sent it out to all my email groups. :)
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:27 AM
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29. We (the neighborhood) did the diet coke and mentos stuff
the kids loved it. So did a few people driving by who stopped to see what was going on. We had about ten different kinds of diet and regular cola products to go along with the mentos. FWIW, the diet A&W and mentos provided the better show.
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obreaslan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:40 AM
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18. Sure, all you need is to mix Flour, Eggs, Sugar, Vanilla Extract...
And Chocolate Chips together and...Oh wait...that's the recipe for John Gibson's special "War on Christmas" Cookies.

:D

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wakeme2008 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:23 AM
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5. grocery stores and the spice dept.... :)
but that was a fiction book by a ex-British SAS trooper.

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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:26 AM
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7. No pay attention!
They said airport shopping malls!!
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wakeme2008 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:31 AM
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14. Yes but some airports sell Spices of MD.
:rofl:

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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:32 AM
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16. And LIQUIDS!!
:rofl:
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itzamirakul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:28 AM
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9. Airport shops are too damned expensive anyhow!
:)

Pretty soon they will have us believing that you can blow up something with a smoothie....Shit!
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:29 AM
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12. That'll keep those fasters from flying
I think you're on to something.
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Nimrod2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:28 AM
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10. Are we going to attack the Shopping Mall inside LHR?
For selling WMDs?
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:30 AM
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13. Only if there is a good sale
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Dover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:40 AM
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17. Hmmm....this sounds like it might require a cavity search.
Probably assign Jeff Gannon as Chief of Airport Cavity Search.
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rasputin1952 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:42 AM
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19. Wait until they figure out that powdered coffee creamer is flammable...
You won't be able to go to airport Coffee Shops either... :(

I can see it now, someone in 17A, tearing a packet of Creamora open with thier teeth, tossing the packet into the air so the content spreads, then flinging a lighted match into the cloud of powder...the carnage would be unbelieveable. Is Starbucks is a "terrorist enabler"? :eyes:

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MadHound Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:48 AM
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21. Well, you actually can
However what they fail to tell you is that you can't buy the lab you would need to extract, mix etc the ingriedients that you buy in the airport. And it's pretty damn hard to hide all that glassware, burners, hoses, etc. while you're mixing the shit up. And the smell, OMG!

Faux News, doing it's level best to scare the sheeple every single day of the year.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:52 AM
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23. So can I buy the stuff to make meth then?
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MadHound Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:58 AM
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26. Most likely so
I haven't been to an airport in a long while, but I'm sure that there are still items there from which you can extract the needed ingriedients. However doing so is time consuming, even more time consuming would be scraping the sulphur heads off of all those airport matches. And again, the glassware, retorts etc. is hard to hide. And meth cooking smells to high heaven.

That's why I laugh about banning items from store shelves in order to shut down meth production, explosive production, etc. All of the needed ingriedients can be extracted from multiple commong products easily found in your grocery store. All you need is time, the hardware, knowledge and motivation. And believe me, tweakers without their fix are some of the most motivated people in the world.
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DancingBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:49 AM
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22. Can I get the ingredients duty-free?
If not, screw it. I'll drive.
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Xenotime Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:00 AM
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28. BushCo will turn every flight into a maximum security prision.
One more crack in our "freedom"
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Neecy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:32 AM
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30. hmmmm
You can also buy a liquid incendiary device in coach class for an inflated price...just order a whiskey and turn your little mini into a molotov cocktail.

Won't the sheeple REALLY scream when they take away their inflight booze?
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