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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:08 AM
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Oh shit gawd damn, I didn't finish mowing yesterday. will it be
safe for me to finish it today. holey molley, damn shit hell fire anyway. Fuck it, just send me back to Vietnam already, damn sam
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shadow knows Donating Member (20 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:10 AM
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1. ? You mow a lawn on a flight to England?
Because that is the red alert; flights to England.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:12 AM
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3. No - pay attention comrade!
It is flights FROM England.

sheeesh
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:14 AM
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8. good, I can relax now, maybe
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blonndee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:11 AM
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2. Actually,
if you're gonna do it, do it now. It's supposed to be 106 here in OKC today.

I know that's not what you meant, but it seems like even the heat is something to be scared of these days.
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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:13 AM
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4. I'm gonna sneak out early
and mow the southside of our acre amidst the tree coverage. I hope terrorists down here are deaf so they don't hear my mower. With all the rain we have gotten the past month, every day is lawn mowing day.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:13 AM
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5. Be wary of the liquids today, Madokie
I hear that gasoline is kinda dangerous.

And whatever you do, don't drink it.
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deminks Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:13 AM
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6. I am actually afraid to mow for fear of starting a range fire.
It is so hot and dry here. Now that is a reality based fear.
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SidDithers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:14 AM
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7. I say go for it...mow that lawn...
If the grass gets too high, then the terra-ists really have won. :evilgrin:

Sid
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htuttle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:15 AM
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9. If you don't finish the lawn, the terrorists will have won!
Go out there today and strike (or mow) a blow for FREEDOM!

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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:15 AM
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10. Fuck the lawn, its rapture time!
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:18 AM
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12. Fuck that diet too
Jesus loves fat people. I'm having dessert tonight! :)
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:22 AM
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17. may as well go for it
our days are numbered anyway so they say, so who cares that we don't live a healthy lifestyle anyways. :shrug:
peace
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:18 AM
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13. whew,,, good
is that a tune or a band? :shrug:
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:48 AM
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26. Sounds like the beginnings of a great blues tune
:)
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:52 AM
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29. maybe, maybe mo' would take it and run with it, you think?

cool man walk on
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:57 AM
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31. He would be my first choice
I wonder if he would share the royalties with us - for giving him the idea? :)
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:00 AM
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32. Yep, I bet he would. I would say he is that kind of a man
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:02 AM
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34. I'm calling VH1
:)
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:17 AM
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11. I was going to have sushi for lunch...
Now it's an AMERICAN BURGER WITH AMERICAN CHEESE AND FREEDOM FRIES, Baby!
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:20 AM
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14. Terrorists from al Toro are hijacking lawnmowers
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 08:20 AM by TahitiNut
... and crashing them into houses. :evilgrin:
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:21 AM
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15. Liquids are our enemy!
It is the patriotic duty of every American to consume as many liquids as possible before they can combine to attack us!

:beer:
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:23 AM
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18. for god's sake, do not MIX LIQUIDS people, I can't stress this enough.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:51 AM
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28. And leave those Mentos at home damnit!
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:55 AM
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30. interesting link
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:24 AM
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19. Whatever you do Don't You Dare...
take a douche!
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:25 AM
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20. no rum and coke? no slippery nipples? I'll just die.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:37 AM
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21. Right...legalize pot...NOW...before it's too late!
It's a solid! And then it's a gas!
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:43 AM
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24. I'll have a toke on that
cough cough
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Kailassa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:41 AM
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22. Are slippery nipples a drink?
Or just something you suck on?
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:42 AM
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23. a drink, like sex on the beach
i suggest drinking booze straight out of the bottle, unless its a blend.
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Kailassa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:12 AM
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37. Never tried that one. I'll have to ask the local bartender tomorrow
if he has sex on the beach.

If so I could try it with a Black Russian.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:22 AM
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16. I'd wait till we hear what's on the new Bin Laden tape...
The one Bushco is making right now!
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Kailassa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:05 AM
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36. You didn't audition for the part in this one?
You don't need to look at all like him, just wear a rag on your head
and mumble incoherently while you glare at the camera.

Poor old Bin would turn in his grave if he knew what his American
publicists have done to his image.
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:44 AM
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25. I'm gonna sin sin sin SIN SIN SIN AND SIN, then i'll ask for forgiveness
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:49 AM
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27. I'm none religious so I don't even have to ask for forgiveness
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MadHound Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:00 AM
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33. Wow! You still have a lawn to mow?
Mine up and died due to heat and drought about a month ago. It's so bad even the weeds aren't growing. Of course that means that I'm having to water the orchard, berry bushes and gardens like mad. I don't know where you live, but if you've got to mow, it means that you've got rain, and you need to send some of it my way here in Mid Missouri.
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 09:04 AM
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35. just a hun'erd miles or so sw of you
if it wasn't for the locust tree sprouts I would be home free.
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