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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:40 AM
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RUN AWAY!!! RUN AWAY!!!
OH FUCKING COME ON. Who out there has been ASLEEP for 5 years???

There's an ELECTION coming in 3 months.
Holy Joe has just had to take it like the bitch he was, showing the resurgence of Left Progressives.
The figures just came out that Bush has surpassed the worst ratings of any president in history.
Global warming is now shown to be the reality it always was.

So now, there's a TERRA-RIST PLOT!!! OH LET ME SLIT MY WRISTS!!!

Does anyone REMEMBER August 2001??? WAKE THE FUCK UP.

BLAIR and his government are about to hit the wall with their latest pipeline of weapons to the Middle East.

HELLO? ANYONE AWAKE OUT THERE?

I'm sorry if I sound insulting, but I am SO FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF THE PNAC NEOCON REPUKE BUSHITE BULLSHIT to keep everyone scared so the GREAT ONE and his STAFF OF PARTY PATRIOTS will protect us po' li'l proles from the BIG BAD CAMEL JOCKIES.

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:41 AM
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1. I can't! I'm frozen in fear!
its really become quite boring hasn't it?
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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:43 AM
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3. Aren't you sick to death of this?
Don't you look at the IDIOTS who lap this shit up as the worst sort of MORONS???

I am beginning to wonder that maybe there should be some other form of government that doesn't rely on this bread and circuses bullshit.
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:50 AM
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12. Worse, they become enraged and hate spewing at the thought
that we don't.

This country has turned into an ugly charicature of itself.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:43 AM
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4. But, but, but
Faux Snooze tells me this is a plot of "epic proportions"!!!!!

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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:45 AM
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6. Quote: "This is the real thing". Unquote.
yeah right
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warrior1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:42 AM
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2. Everybody run
Hooooo - It was homecoming night at my high school
Hooooo - Everyone was there, it was totally cool
Hooooo - I was real excited, I almost wet my jeans
Hooooo - 'Cause my best friend Debbie was homecoming queen

She looked so pretty in pink chiffon, chiffon
Riding the float with her tiara on, tiara on
Holding this humongous bouquet in her hand, bouquet
She looked straight out of Disneyland

You know, like the Cinderella ride, I mean definitely an E ticket, E
ticket
The crowd was cheering, everyone was stoked, was stoked
I mean it was like the whole school was totally coked or something
The band was playing Evergreen
And all of a sudden somebody screamed

Look out! The homecoming queen's got a gun!

{Refrain}
Everybody run, the homecoming queen's got a gun
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a gun

Debbie's smiling and waving her gun
Picking off cheerleaders one by one
Oh Buffie's pompom just blew to bits
Oh no, Mitzie's head just did the splits
God, my best friend's on a shooting spree
Stop it, Debbie, you're embarrassing me
How could you do what you just did
Are you having a really bad period

{Refrain}

Stop Debbie, you're making a mess
Powder burns all over your dress

An hour later the cops arrived
By then the entire glee club had died, no big loss
You wouldn't believe what they brought to stop her
Tear gas, machine guns, even a chopper
"Throw down your gun and tiara and come out of the float"
Debbie didn't listen to what the cop said
She aimed and fired and now the math teacher's dead
Oh it's really sad but kind of a relief
I mean, we had this big test coming up next week

{Refrain}

Debbie's really having a blast
She's wasting half of the class

The cops fired a warning shot that blew her off the float
I tried to scream "duck" but it stuck in my throat
She hit the ground and did a flip, it was real acrobatic
But I was crying so hard I couldn't work my Instamatic
I ran down to Debbie, I had to find out
What made her do it, why'd she freak out
I saw the bullet had got her right in the ear
I knew then the end was near


So I ran down and I said, in her good ear, "Debbie, why'd you do it?" She raised her head, smiled, and said "I - I did it for Johnny." Johnny? Well like who's Johnny? Answer me, Debbie, who's Johnny? Does anybody here know Johnny? Are you Johnny? There was one guy named Johnny but he was a total geek, he always had food in his braces. Answer me, Debbie, who's Johnny? Oh God this is like that movie Citizen Kane you know where you later find out Rosebud was a sled? But we'll never know who Johnny was because like she's dead.

Everybody run, the homecoming queen's got a gun
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a
Everybody run
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a
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mmonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:44 AM
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5. !!!!!!!!!
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Union Thug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:46 AM
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7. Next, the terr'ists will be demanding shrubberies...
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:46 AM
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8. Same here
imagine we can't carry a fugging bottle of water but the US goverment can land aircraft with bunker-busting bombs heading to slaughter citizens of any country they choose. EfuggingNOUGH.
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peacetalksforall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:46 AM
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9. Is this to ensure that weapon laden flights from the US and UK to
Israel will be approved to continue by the citizens of the UK since the citizens of Ireland are protesting landings in their country?

When you are lied to as much as we have been lied to - why believe anything? And why believe the UK? Partner in lies?
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:49 AM
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11. We had the same thought at
the same time. :D
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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:52 AM
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16. WHY ELSE originate this in BRITAIN??
Perfect chance to beef up security so no more of them ol' pesky peacenicks can interfere with the weapons .
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peacetalksforall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:00 AM
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19. You're right - 7:46 am - we can only go on the clues they give us and
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 08:03 AM by higher class
sometimes they are so transparent. They could never be best selling authors.

It is sad that my credibility meter has to go off. So many lies precede them. Such a bad record.

We're fast approaching the fall flu scare.

My other thought is that this event will help the Senators and Representatives who are visiting around their states - stopping in at the coffee shops, going to the State Fairs. Very timely. It's good for them that they are probably driving.

I wonder if they have water vendors set up at the arrival gates? What do you think $5.00 a bottle? Think the bars will stay open longer tonight?

My government made me a cynic.
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:48 AM
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10. One very cool WJ caller from Alabama said, "If George Bush is
listening, I want to tell you I don't believe you and I'm not afraid."

:)
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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:51 AM
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14. DOG BLESS HIM/HER.
We need to call Senators and Congresspeople. TELL THEM we aren't afraid and we don't believe the bullshit any more.

We need to write letters to the papers.

We need to yell TRIPE whenever TRIPE is served.
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Dover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:01 AM
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20. Well then they'll just have to eliminate Congress with their attack.
Almost took out the White House last time. So I'm guessing they'll finish the job this time.
They certainly made a priority of updating the succession of government a few years back.

They'd like to do away with that little roadblock we call Congress anyway.
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liberalitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:50 AM
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13. COME AND SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!!!!
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peacetalksforall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:52 AM
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15. Check the stock market values of the airlines. Activity in the last few
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 07:53 AM by higher class
days? Mark their closing yesterday and check it tonight. More airline bankrupticies coming? More abandoned pension plans?

Or will our drama queens quickly kill this threat so that people will start flying again with their bottled water and favorite yahoo soda/pop or vodka or formula.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:55 AM
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17. It pisses me off too.
Look at what cowards the American people have turned out to be!
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OzarkDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:57 AM
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18. When Bush is gone and democracy restored
the first target for media reform should be CNN. They are godawful.

Does anyone remember what they were like under Ted Turner?
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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:02 AM
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21. I want the fairness doctrine back..
on ALL news channels.
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Puglover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:14 AM
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22. I'm with you Tyler.
I'm so fucking sick of this bullshit I'd love to join you screaming. Every fucking time I hear some pundit say something like "It's a post 9/11 world; it's not the same as before." I want to coldcock them. BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT!!!!! 9/11's are sadly nothing new to most of the world. And VERY sadly it became real to us that day. But the fact that these facists use it to further their agendas with the sheeple makes me nuts. And what really makes me nuts is that is working.
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catmandu57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 08:53 AM
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23. I'm not afraid either
We should do a media blitz along these lines, these sleezy bastards cry wolf whenever they need a distraction and the fucking sheep gather bleeting into a herd, fuck that noise.
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