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joemurphy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:14 AM
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Skeletor and Gonzo say "Code Red"!
The boys that gave us Katrina and the Torture Memos say "Be Careful America"!
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:16 AM
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1. It's surreal, isn't it?
I miss Monica so much.
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tocqueville Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:19 AM
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2. "Can you handle the truth ?"
Jessep: You want answers?
Kaffee (Tom Cruise): I think I'm entitled to them.
Jessep: You want answers?
Kaffee: I want the truth!
Jessep: You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. (...) Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!
Kaffee: Did you order the code red?
Jessep: (quietly) I did the job you sent me to do.
Kaffee: Did you order the code red?
Jessep: You're goddamn right I did!!
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joemurphy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:24 AM
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3. We can't tell you much. They took "concrete steps" and the
plot was "well advanced".
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HeeBGBz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:28 AM
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4. As long as those two don't show up on my doorstep
I'll not be afraid.
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DoYouEverWonder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:30 AM
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5. I wonder how many weeks they've been planning for this one?
They are way too scripted this morning.

I hear this was something Bush and Blair worked out during Blair's visit last week.
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Union Thug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:30 AM
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6. I wonder if I should be watching for the shiny new jihad boots...
Geez. I'm really nervous. <sigh>
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Julius Civitatus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:31 AM
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7. They both are smiling. WTF?
Why do they look so damn happy while telling us this very grim stuff?
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C_U_L8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:33 AM
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8. does Skeletor clip his eyebrows?
they're only like an inch wide
and perfectly centered over each of his heavy eyes
....kinda like a muppet gone horrible

disturbing
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tocqueville Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:35 AM
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9. Code brown
Cat: Forget red - let's go all the way up to brown alert!
Kryten: There's no such thing as a brown alert sir.
Cat: You won't be saying that in a minute! And don't say I didn't alert you!

from "Red Dwarf"
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benEzra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 05:05 PM
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10. The terror alert level is now officially ELMO...
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