Stephen Colbert compared Bush to a cordless vacuum

[Ms. Clio]

He explained why Bush really needed his vacation: "Folks, the President needs a break. He’s like a Black and Decker cordless Dirt Devil vacuum. If you don’t recharge his batteries, he can’t suck."

[upi402]

1. LOL

[calimary]

2. OMG!

[Canuckistanian]

3. LOLOL!

And he has a lot more sucking to do yet...

[Ms. Clio]

6. ain't that the dismal truth!

you can never go wrong predicting major suckage from the Chimperor.

[Swamp Rat]

4. That was THE BEST line in the entire show!

[Ms. Clio]

7. “I’m also an independent whom people mistake for a Republican all the time

was another good one.

[Swamp Rat]

8. Yes, that was the 2nd best line.

[Hoping4Change]

19. My thought exactly. I'm glad it got posted.

[gumby]

5. Literature for a new generation.

And really funny.

[neoblues]

9. Sucks and Full of Crap...

Works for me.

[Ms. Clio]

10. that's a great line, too!

LOL

[wryter2000]

11. I think I'm in love with Colbert

Olbermann will have to move over in the bed.

Odd how Bush can both suck and blow at the same time.

[Ms. Clio]

15. hahahahahahahaha

I haven't had such a big crush on a TV star since I was 11 years old.

[Laurab]

21. me either......

and I'm 51 now! I just LOVE that man. It's sad, because I go over to colbertnation.com, and the majority of girls in love with him are in their teens - I feel like a grandma! My husband is threatening to use the parental block on the tv so I can't watch him anymore.....

"Joe and I are a lot alike - I'm an independent who is often mistaken for a republican", and the sucks line had me laughing out loud!

[wryter2000]

26. LOL

I keep looking at him and trying to remember how I felt about him when he was doing Mr. Goodwrench. He had some great moments in those commercials, but I don't think I found him sexy.

I'm 56 btw. I'm old, not dead.

[Laurab]

32. I never saw those commercials....

they're probably on youtube though, I'm slowing going through all the Colbert and Jon Stewart videos, which might take years. I didn't know who he was until I watched the WH correspondents dinner, and it was love at first sight...I haven't missed a show since.

I didn't FEEL old until I checked out the new messageboard at colbertnation.com, and I just can't figure out why 13 year olds would find him "hot" - it just seems funny to me, but they must be damn smart 13 year olds.

Actually, my longest lasting crush has been on the musician Jackson Browne, and it's been since the 70's - you'd think my husband would be glad I had a new one!

[wryter2000]

35. He played much the same character

A totally serious dead-pan character saying absurd things. In one, he was sitting at a secretary's desk, looking through her rolodex. When she asks him, pointedly, "Can I help you?" He waves a hand at her and says, "I'm good."

In another he asks Mr. Goodwrench, "If Mr. Goodwrench were a tool, what tool would he be?" When the mechanic says, "A wrench?" Colbert answers, "Oh, we were looking for mitre saw. Mitre saw."

[Ms. Clio]

38. I just discovered the messageboard there today, thanks to your post

We are all too late, as Mrs. Stephen Colbert has already claimed him:

Interests: Yes, yes, the ‘factinistas’ are trying to tell me in ‘reality’ he is married to somebody else. But my gut tells me I am Mrs. Stephen Colbert.

LOL!

[AspenRose]

23. You can't have him! He's mine! Mine! MINE!

[wryter2000]

28. Didn't I have to fight you for Olbermann once?

Okay, you get Monday, Wednesday, and Friday with Colbert. I'll take Olbermann those nights. On Saturday and Sunday, Howard Dean is mine!



Okay, I'll stop being silly now.

[Laurab]

33. Now that's not fair!

Colbert is my one and only...well, kind of. "I" should get him!!

[DistressedAmerican]

12. One of the funniest things ever said on the show!

I woke my poor wife up I was laughing so loud.

Colbert Rocks!

[Ms. Clio]

16. and delivered with such wonderful fake sincerity!

[The Magistrate]

13. That, Ma'am, Was A Truely Beautiful Line

A masterpiece....

[Ms. Clio]

17. TCR is a modern classic!

[peekaloo]

14. I want to bear Mr. Colbert's next child.

seriously.

[Ms. Clio]

18. I'll skip the bearing the child part

but otherwise....

[chat_noir]

20. video up on You Tube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtjTt8RriTA



Stephen

[Laurab]

22. I think this needs a kick! nt

[Lisa]

24. Stephen misunderestimates Our Dear Leader!

Bush, as we have seen, is able to suck no matter what the situation!

[wryter2000]

29. LOL

[Beaverhausen]

25. That was classic

Last nights show was great. Catch the rerun if you can!

[ComerPerro]

27. That was a good episode last night

[Beaverhausen]

30. I thought he had fun sparring with the guest

She kept up the great comebacks. It was really funny!

[ComerPerro]

31. He looked to be enjoying himself

"You're just trying to be a douchebag now"

"I am not trying to be a douchebag. I AM being a douchebag."

[Lisa]

36. he was grinning from ear to ear at the end

Yes, I think he really likes it when the interviewee "gets it" like that!

[Initech]

34. Awesome! I just put that line in my sig!

[npincus]

37. OMG- HILARIOUS!!!!!

[etherealtruth]

39. Stephen Colbert

Pure genious