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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:18 PM
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God's gotta be a schizophrenic by now...
Edited on Thu Aug-03-06 05:21 PM by Tom Yossarian Joad
He's on EVERYBODY'S side.

What's up with that?

Hizbolah's got him, the Israeli's have him, We got him in spades, The Sunni's have him, the Shiites...

I'm sure glad I ain't him or I'd go seriously Old Testament on everybody's ass.

:toast:

On edit: I just got an email from him and he said he's postponing the Rapture just to piss off the fundies. He was pretty cool about it using smilies and LOL's.

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jody Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:21 PM
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1. God just told me to tell you everything is going according to divine will.
:hi:
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:29 PM
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2. Astute observation, TYJ ...
Maybe that's why there's so much turmoil in the world lately. God isn't ANGRY with one group or another -- he's just off his meds.
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:31 PM
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3. That's Because These Are Such Limited Views Of God
to think that God favors one group over another
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:43 PM
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4. If god took sides he'd side with the agnostics.
I have no doubt about that.
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Hoping4Change Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:47 PM
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5. Most excellent post. Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.
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Nikki Stone 1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:49 PM
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6. Nah. God's delaying the rapture because not enough folks have done their
nails. :)
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:52 PM
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7. "He" is a she and a flipflopper to boot.
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RaleighNCDUer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:55 PM
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8. Well, I'm giving him a little break
cuz I don't have him. We've got an agreement - I don't believe in him, and he doesn't have to worry about me.
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