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Frank Cannon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 03:58 PM
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Where is Dick Cheney?!!
Maybe I'm just totally out of the news loop, but I have not heard a WORD about Dick Cheney for the last couple of weeks. It's like he's totally fallen off the face if the Earth. (If only we could be so lucky.)

It just seems odd that with all of the stuff going on in the world, and particularly in the Middle East, that our joke of a "media" in this country would shun our Vice President entirely, especially when just about everyone knows that he's really the person running things. So why aren't they reporting anything about him?

Dick, where are you?

What are you doing, Dick?



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sabra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 03:58 PM
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1. he's done a few GOP fundraisers and then disappears to the bunker
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 03:59 PM
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2. He's been frolicking around the country trying to raise money
for his partners in crime. For myself, I say 'good riddance'!
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warrens Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 04:10 PM
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12. But only in the reddest of red districts, for the safest of GOP seats
They won't let him NEAR a contested district. Even half of repukes hate the guy.
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LSparkle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 04:00 PM
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3. He's "operating in the shadows ... from the dark side, if you will ... "
He said he'd have to spend a lot of time there ... and he has.
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katty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 04:01 PM
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4. the Dickster is busy doing his best work: behind the scenes
If ya can't find Dicky in a crisis, you know he is stoking the fire FOR the crisis to continue.
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ClusterFreak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 04:01 PM
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5. He's hanging upside down in a cave somewhere, I believe! n/t
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Nikki Stone 1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 04:07 PM
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9. If only.... My bet is that he is managing this ME fiasco
nt
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Frank Cannon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 04:28 PM
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14. I wouldn't take that bet. I KNOW he is.
But why isn't the press reporting on his whereabouts/activities?
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Nikki Stone 1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 06:02 PM
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18. Cause Dubya is providing the distracting political theater that hides the
real activities of our government.
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 04:04 PM
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6. Last-minute 'hunting trip'?
"Christian broadcaster Pat Robertson said on Thursday the wave of scorching temperatures across the United States has converted him into a believer in global warming."
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bahrbearian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 04:08 PM
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10. LOL. N/T
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RufusEarl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 04:06 PM
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7. Been way to hot, for Dick to be out & about !
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NRaleighLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 04:06 PM
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8. ...At IHOP for that great Funnel Cake special - before that, working
through the new and improved Grand Slam breakfast at Dennys. With Denny Hastert. Gotta keep the strength up.
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Buck Rabbit Donating Member (999 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 04:08 PM
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11. "Quail" hunting for this month's heart donor.
His body rejects human hearts within a couple of weeks. The most important thing is aiming high. If pellets hit the torso the donation is useless.
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Bad Penny Donating Member (392 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 04:20 PM
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13. Summoning satan for instructions makes him tired
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 04:49 PM
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15. Dontcha mean "being summoned AS Satan..."?-
Bet that's really exhausting.
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 04:50 PM
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16. I hear he's touring the rodeo circuit as a Crack Shot.
Or maybe not.
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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 04:53 PM
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17. He usually spends August in Sun Valley
Shooting things.
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RDU Socialist Donating Member (290 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 06:04 PM
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19. eating puppies
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 06:08 PM
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20. he's in an undisclosed location
sucking the blood of virgins

and shooting lawyers in the face
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Arkham House Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 06:12 PM
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21. It's wabbit season...
...heh-heh-heh-heh-heh...
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