Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

Rumsfeld Blames Rising Insurgent Violence On Weather…

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread
This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » Archives » General Discussion (01/01/06 through 01/22/2007) Donate to DU
 
CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:49 PM
Original message
Rumsfeld Blames Rising Insurgent Violence On Weather…
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
Aviation Pro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:50 PM
Response to Original message
1. The man is absolutely....
...fucking certifiable. He is in the beginning stages of senility and will probably head down the Alzheimer's road very soon. Too bad his alcoholic boss vetoed stem cell research.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
cliss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 03:39 PM
Response to Reply #1
19. I second that.
If you look VERY very closely at the man, you start to realize he really is off the deep end. I'm saying this without any malice (all right a little malice).

But if you read his testimony, speeches and other material put out by this man, you come to only one conclusion

= he is out of his mind.

He's just 1" inch away from having the guys in their white coats come pick him up.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
SammyWinstonJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 04:19 PM
Response to Reply #19
24. Can they pick up ** at the same time? nt
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
bemildred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:50 PM
Response to Original message
2. I was thinking it might be some sort of hormone imbalance ... nt
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
warrens Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:51 PM
Response to Original message
3. If Jon Stewart misses this softball, he should just retire
Good god, that's one of the craziest things I have ever heard. Nah, it's not because they hate our guts, it's the DAMN WEATHER.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
sinkingfeeling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:51 PM
Response to Original message
4. Why of course, it only rises in the spring, summer, and fall! Now, why
are you rolling around, laughing?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:52 PM
Response to Reply #4
5. sorry
:rofl:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:52 PM
Response to Original message
6. is that what he said?? I couldnt make heads or tails of what he said
Except he seemed to be questioning himself. :rofl:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:53 PM
Response to Original message
7. Gee they only fight us when weather permits. We're winning.
Edited on Thu Aug-03-06 02:53 PM by DistressedAmerican
Oh wait, I though we won that war a long time ago...
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DemoTex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:53 PM
Response to Original message
8. Rumsfeld claims violence increases in the Spring, Summer and Fall ..
In the North, East, South, and West (were the WMDs "were").

Any port in a storm, especially a shit-storm. Eh, Rum-a-dum?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 03:01 PM
Response to Reply #8
16. te he, i recall that.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Beausoleil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 04:52 PM
Response to Reply #8
26. And around Tikrit, somewhat, don't forget. n/t
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:54 PM
Response to Original message
9. Well at least it ain't God's fault this time!
Or The Clenis!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Junkdrawer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:55 PM
Response to Original message
10. Hey, maybe he can do a guest shot for the DVD release of An Inconvenient
Truth.

Get Al on the phone...
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
damntexdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:55 PM
Response to Original message
11. He talks like an idiot but isn't one -- he simply profoundly ...
disrespects the humanity of those who question him, and especially of the victims of his war crimes.

But most of all, I blame Bushista spin on the weather: the spin increases in the summer, the spring, the fall, and the winter.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:57 PM
Response to Original message
12. next he will say it is a full moon.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 03:07 PM
Response to Reply #12
17. The insurgents were werewolves. roflmao nt
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
RoseMead Donating Member (953 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 03:36 PM
Response to Reply #17
18. Yikes! Human-animal hybrids!
Dumbass was right! lol
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 03:59 PM
Response to Reply #18
22. LOL. I don't know if I could have kept a straight face when the
Chimperor (another hybrid) said it even if I had been a member of his cabinet.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 04:16 PM
Response to Reply #17
23. bwahahahahahaha
then why did they loot all of the silver from the museum?

:rofl:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
gatorboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:58 PM
Response to Original message
13. I guess with the success of Reagan,
republicans have decided that they have to keep at least one nut with Alzheimers in the loop...
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:59 PM
Response to Original message
14. He is such a smarmy, weasely little bastard.
He sickens me to no end.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 03:00 PM
Response to Original message
15. KOlbermann@msnbc.com would like it also
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
htuttle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 03:41 PM
Response to Original message
20. I can just see him saying that in front of a green screen
"There's a high tension front coming down fron the North which might hook up with the low hope system hanging over the Southern part of the country. Scattered bullet showers are expected all along this front until 8 pm...."

Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Skidmore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 03:42 PM
Response to Original message
21. Rummy can kiss my middle-aged tush.
Rummy is an insane egomaniacal bloodthirsty creep. Sounds about right for someone who is detached from reality.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Jacobin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 04:22 PM
Response to Original message
25. What happened to the 'handful of dead enders" thingy?
That's what he was saying they were in the beginning of the insurgency, three years ago....just a handful of dead enders and saddam loyalists.

Guess they multiplied in the heat of the spring, summer and winter.

:rofl:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view 
this author's profile Click to add 
this author to your buddy list Click to add 
this author to your Ignore list Thu Apr 24th 2014, 01:33 AM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » Archives » General Discussion (01/01/06 through 01/22/2007) Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators


Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC