Caption this Rummy pic...

[sabra]

[Warpy]

1. Now you will feel the power of the DARK SIDE!

bzzzzzaapppp

[MrCoffee]

2. Tune In Tokyo!

[Mistress Quickly]

3. I'm crushing your head

[jimshoes]

4. The thumbscrews have to be turned

to inflict maximum pain. That is my favorite.

[SeveneightyWhoa]

5. "You must be this tall to ride ... the Rummy Express."

[YDogg]

6. "And then I grabbed bush by the nads ..."

[XNASA]

7. "Booga-Booga!!"

That's for all you old enough to remember David Steinberg.

[notadmblnd]

8. I crush your head, and I crush your head and....

nt

[Mandate My Ass]

9. I'm getting fang implants. It makes bloodsucking easier.

[partylessinOhio]

10. "In spite of the surgery on my hand, my fingers are still gnarled and

crooked like me."

[Burried News]

11. This Iraq thing just needs a little bit of tweaking. nt

[tridim]

12. No need to reinvent the wheel..

[Radical Activist]

13. The Iranians have BIG SHARP POINTY TEETH!!!

[liberal N proud]

14. MIne is this big and Saddam's is this big and that just is not acceptable

[racaulk]

15. "When he made love to me...

It's like he was fixing a carburetor or something. Oh, I love ya honey, I love ya!"



Anyone ever seen "Chicago?"

Nevermind...

[ItNerd4life]

16. My brain is this big and my brain is this big. What? I don't have 2 brains

[Hubert Flottz]

17. "Why...I'd grab hold of Kathrene's new boobs and not let go till it...

thunders, if she ever told the truth about Florida!"

[seemslikeadream]

19. Oh Rummy

Don't let go!

[Hubert Flottz]

21. I'll caption your picture...

"Oh...Rummy-o Rummy-o where 4 art thou Rummy-o?"

Or..."These things were clocked at Absolute zero, because nothing on Earth...is colder than a witch's T*t!"

[dave123williams]

18. Am I a quote 'unrepentent dimwit'? Maybe. Do I ask and answer my own

...questions? You bet.

[Arkansas Granny]

20. "The itsy-bitsy spider crawled up the waterspout."