Battle of the Republican Hair

[Crankie Avalon]

Poll question: Battle of the Republican Hair

Who will win???


TRENT LOTT

A true "dyed-in-the-wool" (or whatever that thing is made of) Republican Hair icon.


TOM DELAY

"Make it look real, officer."


BILL FRIST

"Accept no substitutes--I have the most molded-to-my-head Republican Hair!!!"


RICK SANTORUM

What would Jesus do to get such a swirlie?


JACK KEMP

The grandaddy of all Republican Hair. Likely wouldn't need a helmet if he were playing football, today.


PAUL WOLFOWITZ

A genuine contender, or just a held-together-with-spit pretender???


CHARLTON HESTON

"FROM MY COLD, DEAD STRANDS!!!"


CAL THOMAS

All this, and scary mustache and eyebrows, too.


ROBERT ERLICH

Mr. Smart Shopper was able to get the hair from the same place he got the suit.


ALBERTO GONZALEZ

More than makes for its miniscule degree of looseness with its overabundance of height. "I swear it's real."

Poll result (27 votes)
Trent Lott	(13 votes, 48%)	Vote
Tom Delay	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
Bill Frist	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
Rick Santorum	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
Jack Kemp	(2 votes, 7%)	Vote
Paul Wolfowitz	(8 votes, 30%)	Vote
Charlton Heston	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
Cal Thomas	(2 votes, 7%)	Vote
Robert Erlich	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
Alberto Gonzalez	(2 votes, 7%)	Vote

[graywarrior]

1. You have a strong stomach putting these together.

[Crankie Avalon]

8. HAH! Actually, I had fun doing it. What with all the frustrations...

...boiling over in the I/P threads, I thought maybe there are some folks who wouldn't mind decompressing a little with a fun, sillier sort of thread.

[myrna minx]

2. You just have me the willies by posting that comb sucker.

Viewing him spit shining his hair in F911 nearly evaporated all of my sexuality. I mean

[porphyrian]

3. Lott has an alien symbiote for hair. The symbiote kicks ass. - n/t

[Demeter]

4. The Best Hair Money Can Buy?

These guys got taken!

[TygrBright]

5. Hey, what about GOPpie Goobs?!?!

Bobby Erlich and Ricky Perry can take on anyone-- ANYONE in the hair Dept.

disgruntledly,
Bright

[Crankie Avalon]

6. Boy you weren't kidding about that Erlich...

...have to admit I hadn't heard of him, but as soon as I googled him I decided to switch him in for Ashcroft.

There are only 10 spaces and I couldn't see knocking out Heston, Frist, or Delay (the ones with no votes yet) for Perry. I will say this about him, though:


Ronald Reagan may be dead, but his hair lives on in a new home after being placed on Rick Perry's head.

[warrens]

7. It was close, but the patented Spit-Cream got Wolfie over the top

[Poiuyt]

9. You forgot Gov. Goodhair

Rick Perry



Of course, his isn't the traditional Republican hair

[KamaAina]

10. Anti-doping authorities have requested samples from Mr. Lott

it is suspected he may be using performance-enhancing synthetics

[Scurrilous]

11. Paul 'Halfwits' Wolfowitz.

[pointblank]

12. BARF

After seeing that dirtbag Wolfowitz suck on his comb in F-911, I about puked.

Look in the dictionary next to greasy dirtbag, and you see a picutre of Paul Wolfowitz.