Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

Battle of the Republican Hair

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread
This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » Archives » General Discussion (01/01/06 through 01/22/2007) Donate to DU
 
Crankie Avalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 12:17 PM
Original message
Poll question: Battle of the Republican Hair
Edited on Thu Aug-03-06 01:12 PM by Crankie Avalon
Who will win???


TRENT LOTT

A true "dyed-in-the-wool" (or whatever that thing is made of) Republican Hair icon.


TOM DELAY

"Make it look real, officer."


BILL FRIST

"Accept no substitutes--I have the most molded-to-my-head Republican Hair!!!"


RICK SANTORUM

What would Jesus do to get such a swirlie?


JACK KEMP

The grandaddy of all Republican Hair. Likely wouldn't need a helmet if he were playing football, today.


PAUL WOLFOWITZ

A genuine contender, or just a held-together-with-spit pretender???


CHARLTON HESTON

"FROM MY COLD, DEAD STRANDS!!!"


CAL THOMAS

All this, and scary mustache and eyebrows, too.


ROBERT ERLICH

Mr. Smart Shopper was able to get the hair from the same place he got the suit.


ALBERTO GONZALEZ

More than makes for its miniscule degree of looseness with its overabundance of height. "I swear it's real."


Sorry, polls are turned off at Level 3.

Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 12:21 PM
Response to Original message
1.  You have a strong stomach putting these together.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Crankie Avalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 01:10 PM
Response to Reply #1
8. HAH! Actually, I had fun doing it. What with all the frustrations...
...boiling over in the I/P threads, I thought maybe there are some folks who wouldn't mind decompressing a little with a fun, sillier sort of thread.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
myrna minx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 12:24 PM
Response to Original message
2. You just have me the willies by posting that comb sucker.
:scared: Viewing him spit shining his hair in F911 nearly evaporated all of my sexuality. I mean :puke:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
porphyrian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 12:30 PM
Response to Original message
3. Lott has an alien symbiote for hair. The symbiote kicks ass. - n/t
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Demeter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 12:33 PM
Response to Original message
4. The Best Hair Money Can Buy?
These guys got taken!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
TygrBright Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 12:40 PM
Response to Original message
5. Hey, what about GOPpie Goobs?!?!
Bobby Erlich and Ricky Perry can take on anyone-- ANYONE in the hair Dept.

disgruntledly,
Bright
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Crankie Avalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 01:06 PM
Response to Reply #5
6. Boy you weren't kidding about that Erlich...
Edited on Thu Aug-03-06 01:11 PM by Crankie Avalon
...have to admit I hadn't heard of him, but as soon as I googled him I decided to switch him in for Ashcroft.

There are only 10 spaces and I couldn't see knocking out Heston, Frist, or Delay (the ones with no votes yet) for Perry. I will say this about him, though:


Ronald Reagan may be dead, but his hair lives on in a new home after being placed on Rick Perry's head.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
warrens Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 01:08 PM
Response to Original message
7. It was close, but the patented Spit-Cream got Wolfie over the top
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Poiuyt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 01:13 PM
Response to Original message
9. You forgot Gov. Goodhair
Rick Perry



Of course, his isn't the traditional Republican hair
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 01:13 PM
Response to Original message
10. Anti-doping authorities have requested samples from Mr. Lott
it is suspected he may be using performance-enhancing synthetics :-)
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Scurrilous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 01:14 PM
Response to Original message
11. Paul 'Halfwits' Wolfowitz.
:thumbsup:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
pointblank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 01:16 PM
Response to Original message
12. BARF
After seeing that dirtbag Wolfowitz suck on his comb in F-911, I about puked.

Look in the dictionary next to greasy dirtbag, and you see a picutre of Paul Wolfowitz.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view 
this author's profile Click to add 
this author to your buddy list Click to add 
this author to your Ignore list Sun Oct 26th 2014, 02:43 AM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » Archives » General Discussion (01/01/06 through 01/22/2007) Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators


Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC