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GAPeace Donating Member (314 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 11:23 AM
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I think we need to define the Grand Liberal Conspiracy for the pundits!!!!
Edited on Thu Aug-03-06 11:23 AM by GAPeace
We are the liberals.

We hide under your bed, in your closet, and in the cubicle next to you. We spy on your Christian daughters (as we are defenders of child rapists and NAMBLA) in the school yard and dream of multi-partner orgies with your wives (we are very sexually active and believe abstinence is of the Devil).

It is time we reveal our full agenda, so that it will no longer be a mystery where we will strike next.

We of the Grand Liberal Conspiracy here by declare these goals and missions:

- We plan to replace every news channel with a 24 hour talk show hosted by Barbara Streisand, Michael Moore, and the cast of Queer Eye

- We will use the dreaded affirmative action to ensure that at least 90% of Hollywood will be controlled by Liberal Jews at any one time

- We plan to wipe out the state of Israel and replace it with an abortion clinic-state -- only to be used by illegal immigrants recieving US taxpayer-subsidized services

- We want to have flag burning be not only legal but habitual and obligatory. Every child K-12 must burn at least one flag a week, lest the Liberal Indoctrination be lost.

- We want to assure the "Support Our Troops" crowd that we absolutely hate our troops. Absolutely. After we withdraw them from Iraq we will boil them all in a giant tub of acid to be constructued in Berkeley, California. And you wondered why we wanted to "Bring Them Home Now" so badly.

Yes, my friends. The Grand Liberal Conspiracy (GLC) is underway. And the combined forces of Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, Neil Boortz, and Tim McGraw themselves cannot stop us.

(evil laughter)

Best ye hide your Christian children.
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damntexdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 11:26 AM
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1. That's Plan 666, right?
Just want to keep all my conspiracies straight.
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GAPeace Donating Member (314 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 11:28 AM
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2. It's 666, yes
Not to be confused with the Global Anarchist Youth (GAY)
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GAPeace Donating Member (314 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 12:49 PM
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3. self-kick n/t
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