Mother Earth Doesn't Like You

[MoseyWalker]

and considers you a parasite.

Everything that mother earth has been doing in the past years shows you that she doesn't like you.

You are a tick on the surface of mother earth, and she's pissed. She's tired of just scratching, and wants to get rid of you.

There are numerous examples to show, but you know them.

Mother Earth no longer sees you as a friend. She doesn't distinguish between one ant and another.

Is there any way to make Mother Earth less pissed?

[AnnieBW]

1. Start By Acknowledging Her

She's tired of being ignored and overlooked by people following that no-good Jehovah guy and their Son. Quit raping your mother, digging holes in her to suck out her bodily fluids, and respect her a little bit more. I'm not saying that you have to go out and start dancing naked around a bonfire (but it's FUN, just wear your bug spray...). But start by honoring your REAL Mother - Gaia.

[ninkasi]

2. Return to her what is hers...

Make a compost pile, and return vegetation and cow and horse manure to her, when they are ready. Do not poison her with lethal chemicals. Use plants which attract destructive insects, and let the insects feed on these. Plant those plants which give a natural measure of protection against bugs and disease.

Recycle. Anything that can be reused, then let's reuse. Learn to live more in harmony with the temperature variations of the earth. Don't freeze, or die of heat stroke, but learn to accommodate yourself to less than perfect temperatures. If you are building a home, get a gray water system. Plant those plants which are native to your area, instead of forcing some to live in an alien climate.

Learn the Mother's ways, and live a better life, because you are not at war with your environment. Stop acting like we are the most important beings in the universe, because in the long run, Mother Gaea will win, every single time. Learn the ways of peace, instead of the ways of war. War is the hardest burden our Mother has to bear.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

3. Buy Her Some Flowers And Tell Her She Looks Really Beautiful In That Light

:shrug:

Nahhhh, you're right. Probably won't do the trick. Maybe we should just stop acting like parasites.

[The Straight Story]

4. Planets come and go

Mother earth will someday be toast, so even if she gets rid of the parasites, the condition is still terminal :)