The 'Office of Lessons Learned' - new White House office

[mogster]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/syria/story/0,,1830931,00.html

Once again the Bush administration is floating on a wave of euphoria. Israel's offensive against Hizbullah in Lebanon has liberated the utopian strain of neoconservatism that had been traduced by Iraq's sectarian civil war. And the secretary of state, Condoleezza Rice, has propelled herself forward as chief cheerleader. "What we're seeing here," she said, "are the birth pangs of a new Middle East." At every press conference she repeats the phrase "a new Middle East" as though its incantation is magical.
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According to the Rice doctrine, the US has deserted its historic role as ultimate guarantor of Israel's security by acting as honest broker among all parties. Rather than emphasising the importance of Lebanese sovereignty, presumably a matter of concern to an administration that had made it exhibit A in the spread of democracy in "a new Middle East", Rice has downplayed or ignored it in favour of uncritical endorsement of Israel's offensive. Rice's trip is calculated to interpose the influence of the US to prevent a ceasefire and to give Israel at least another week of unimpeded military action.

To the Bush administration, the conflagration has appeared as deus ex machina to rescue it from the Iraqi quagmire. That this is patently absurd does not dawn on those who remain in thrall to the same pattern of thought that imagined the invasion of Iraq would be greeted with flowers in the streets of Baghdad. Denial is the basis of repetition.
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In one of its most unintentionally ironic curiosities, the Bush White House has created an Office of Lessons Learned. But the thinking that made possible the catastrophe in Iraq is not a subject of this office. The delusional mindset went underground only to surface through the crack of the current crisis. There are no lessons learned about the blowback from Iraq; about Iraq's condemnation of Israel and its sympathy for Hizbullah; or about the US unwillingness to deal with the Palestinian Authority that made inevitable the rise of Hamas; or the counter-productive repudiation of direct contact with Syria and Iran.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/syria/story/0,,1830931,00.html
(Sidney Blumenthal is a former senior adviser to President Clinton)

It's not 'Office of Lessons Learned' but 'Office to Say that We Created an Office of Lessons Learned in Case Somebody Asks Why We Repeat Our Mistakes All the Time - except in Iraq'.



Why do I have the feeling we're living in a James Bond movie? :shrug:

[Jazzgirl]

1. I don't think we're living in a James Bond movie.

I think its actually an Austin Powers sequel. :evilgrin:

[mogster]

3. Save that thought, LOL! It never stops.

It's Jerry Falwell Bond scripted on old King Crimson lyrics :evilgrin:

21st Century Schizoid Man
(Fripp/Sinfield/McDonald/Lake/Giles)
Cat's foot iron claw
Neuro-surgeons scream for more
At paranoia's poison door.
Twenty first century schizoid man.

Blood rack barbed wire
Polititians' funeral pyre
Innocents raped with napalm fire
Twenty first century schizoid man.

Death seed blind man's greed
Poets' starving children bleed
Nothing he's got he really needs
Twenty first century schizoid man.

[EFerrari]

4. Yes!

:)

[zbdent]

8. But the Austin Powers movies were amusing and clever

[magellan]

2. That sure would explain the dialogue

But the plot contrivances are straight out of Dumb & Dumber.

[mogster]

5. Ya

It's something wrong with the lingo here, I mean, 'Office of Lessons Learned'?
What about 'Office of Renewed Strategy' or something else that sound like grown-ups are running things?

[bklyncowgirl]

6. Frankly I was thinking Monty Python nt

[EFerrari]

7. Laurel and Hardy.

"Why DON'T you do SOMETHING to HELP me?"