CAPTION the lull of the pensive pretend president...

[Crankie Avalon]

"Sorry, folks...I was raised to talk only when there's chow stuffed in my piehole."

[Sanity Claws]

1. He looks disengaged

He's not connecting with anyone.

[tenshi816]

3. He's got the look that I get

whenever I attend huge family reunions, where I have to pretend to be interested in people I have no interest in talking to but go through the motions to please my dad.

[AndyA]

4. Exactly - he's probably repulsed by the people around him. They are

beneath him, you know. Inferior. Not deserving of his time.

He is a pathetic excuse for a President.

[Ganja Ninja]

2. "(Belching sound)..(Farting sound)..Ahhh! Better!"

[whistle]

5. Dubya's thinking, "Well kids as I look around this hall I see...

... dead soldiers everywhere and realize that P.T. Barnum was absolutely correct. which is why I can't say a word. All I can do is smirk."

[partylessinOhio]

6. "You're not Condi."

[driver8]

7. "Burp...Damn, it's good to be king."

I hate that piece of shit more and more every day.

[lonestarnot]

8. "Fart...oh, Condi was that you?"

[Marie26]

9. He can't look at them.

Too guilty.