Sorry about your dead cousins, kid. Here's a Beanie Baby to cheer you up.

[Bucky]

Yes, it's Beanies for Baghdad!

"Quit poutin', kid. Those Beanie Babies were probably made by kids about your age over
in China. So be grateful there's no jobs over here. Geeze, you'd think you'd never
seen a heavily armed man pacing up and down the aisles of your classroom before."

"Oh, meester, meester! I just LOVE my Beanie Baby! Hopefully somb Amerycan
meellionaire got a beeg tax write off for donating thees overpriced pile of rags!"

(Disclaimer: "Beanies for Baghdad" isn't really a bad idea. In fact, it's a worthy cause. But it's simply not going to be enough. It's not going to make these kids' folks hate us any less for the chaos we've dumped onto their country or make up for all the death and animosity and years of future violence that our poorly planned toppling of their government has brought.)

[rucky]

1. he snatched 'em back after the camera left.

:P

[Bucky]

2. Just from the ones who wouldn't sign the Chastity Pledge...

...to Jesus.

[datasuspect]

3. that is pretty fucking funny

good one!

[DoYouEverWonder]

4. Okay little girl

now take me to your daddy's hideout.

[TomClash]

5. "Hey, Kids, anyone know where the oil depot is?" nt

[unhappycamper]

6. The bullet holes in the walls add a certain ambiance not seen

over here. :sarcasm: