Know your gopher rebuttals

[BushOut06]

1. Clinton did it!

2. We're at war. The president can do whatever he has to in order to keep us safe.

3. You're a fucking liar.

4. You're a traitor, giving aid & comfort to the enemy.

5. Um, Clinton did it too!

Are there any I've left out?

[Dr.Phool]

1. Why do you hate America.

And how dare you denigrate our troops!

[kerry-is-my-prez]

2. Why should I care - it doesn't affect me (usually just thought, not said)

n/t

[Skidmore]

3. Gawdge Boosh is a gawdlee man.

[boobooday]

4. You're pushing the gay/feminazi/environazi agenda!

And you love Osama.

[Village Idiot]

5. Just a few nuances:

1. Clinton did it FIRST.

2. We're at war. You're lucky you are not at Gitmo, with the rest of the traitors.

3. Shut your slimy hole, you commie bastard!

4. Sure...and Al Gore created the Internet. Do you guys still meet in tinfoil covered rooms?

5. The Democrats have no plan.