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NNN0LHI (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 08:10 AM Original message |
1% of Americans think Jesus Christ was "the greatest American of all time" |
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shadowknows69 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 08:13 AM Response to Original message |
1. Please tell me that's not true |
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bdamomma (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 08:17 AM Response to Original message |
2. there are many sick americans out there |
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gratuitous (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 08:18 AM Response to Original message |
3. But, he's Jewish! |
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shadowknows69 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 08:22 AM Response to Reply #3 |
10. She probably just thought he was from Miami |
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RagingInMiami (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 10:38 AM Response to Reply #10 |
28. That would be cool for tourism |
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porphyrian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 08:19 AM Response to Original message |
4. Mormons think Jesus came to America. - n/t |
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magellan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 08:20 AM Response to Reply #4 |
6. Drats, and I missed the tour |
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porphyrian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 08:52 AM Response to Reply #6 |
15. They keep the last surviving tee shirt from it in a vault in Utah. - n/t |
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magellan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 08:59 AM Response to Reply #15 |
17. Prolly only because it's tie-dyed and smells of heavenly weed. :-) |
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ComerPerro (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 10:46 AM Response to Reply #6 |
30. Don't worry, I was at that tour, and I got you a T-Shirt |
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Goblinmonger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 10:17 AM Response to Reply #4 |
23. So you are fine with |
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porphyrian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 11:36 AM Response to Reply #23 |
33. You said that, I didn't. |
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Goblinmonger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 11:38 AM Response to Reply #33 |
37. OK |
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porphyrian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 11:41 AM Response to Reply #37 |
40. Well, I do find the Mormon claims even more ridiculous. |
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mccoyn (512 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 11:47 AM Response to Reply #40 |
43. They same could be said about the rest of the bible. -nt |
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porphyrian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 11:49 AM Response to Reply #43 |
45. I agree, but not to the same degree. |
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Goblinmonger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 12:03 PM Response to Reply #40 |
49. In my mind |
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porphyrian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 01:34 PM Response to Reply #49 |
51. The old school gospels are even less reliable in some ways... |
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Goblinmonger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 02:07 PM Response to Reply #51 |
59. I'll give you plausibility |
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porphyrian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 03:16 PM Response to Reply #59 |
61. "...would appear to Jews only..." |
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Goblinmonger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 03:25 PM Response to Reply #61 |
64. Catholics believe that heaven is theirs |
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porphyrian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 03:32 PM Response to Reply #64 |
65. It's the ones who focus on the proselytizing rather than the love... |
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RagingInMiami (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 10:37 AM Response to Reply #4 |
27. Don't they believe he was born in Jackson County, Missouri? |
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calico1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 11:36 AM Response to Reply #27 |
34. Wrong! |
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RagingInMiami (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 11:49 AM Response to Reply #34 |
46. Hey I went to school with Jesus too |
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calico1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 01:36 PM Response to Reply #46 |
52. Jesus was a skinny Puerto Rican kid |
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RagingInMiami (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 01:59 PM Response to Reply #52 |
57. I bet my jesus would beat your jesus up |
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calico1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 02:04 PM Response to Reply #57 |
58. Your Jesus could have sat on my Jesus |
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RagingInMiami (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 02:16 PM Response to Reply #58 |
60. My Jesus was pretty dumb |
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porphyrian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 11:37 AM Response to Reply #27 |
36. I think that's Jesus Sanchez. |
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WinkyDink (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 12:06 PM Response to Reply #27 |
50. I believe that was Doubting Thomas. |
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izzybeans (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 04:43 PM Response to Reply #27 |
69. I think that's just the Ashcroft family that believes that. |
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KansDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 01:42 PM Response to Reply #4 |
54. Don't tell me--to "do those jobs Americans won't do?" |
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porphyrian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 03:20 PM Response to Reply #54 |
62. Yes, and to hook up exclusive contracts for its development... |
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anarch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 03:23 PM Response to Reply #4 |
63. what's that? Morons, you say? |
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porphyrian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 04:02 PM Response to Reply #63 |
66. Stop it, you Discordian you. - n/t |
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Gato Moteado (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 08:20 AM Response to Original message |
5. but don't the mormons believe jesus came to america during the three... |
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Nimrod2005 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 08:20 AM Response to Original message |
7. I bet Andrea Yates and Bush are in the 1% |
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flakey_foont (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 08:21 AM Response to Original message |
8. WTF? |
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helderheid (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 08:53 AM Response to Reply #8 |
16. I know... I was SURE Santa would make the list. Why do they hate America? |
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marmar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 08:22 AM Response to Original message |
9. There are some very dim bulbs in this country.... |
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originalpckelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 08:24 AM Response to Original message |
11. JESUS CHRIST!! What is wrong with these people... |
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Arkham House (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 08:24 AM Response to Original message |
12. I'm surprised it isn't 25%... |
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nosillies (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 09:24 AM Response to Reply #12 |
19. My thoughts exactly |
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long_green (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 11:41 AM Response to Reply #12 |
39. I'm with you |
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Quantess (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 01:41 PM Response to Reply #39 |
53. ROFL! And he looks just like the guy nextdoor, |
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bigtree (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 08:25 AM Response to Original message |
13. heh |
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Fox Mulder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 08:27 AM Response to Original message |
14. Sad. |
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lectrobyte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 09:15 AM Response to Original message |
18. Of course He is! Why do you think the Bible is written in English? |
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AspenRose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 10:02 AM Response to Reply #18 |
20. Stephen Colbert, is that you? eom |
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lectrobyte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 10:13 AM Response to Reply #20 |
22. Only in my dreams. I was somewhat disturbed that it's so easy |
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Touchdown (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 10:06 AM Response to Original message |
21. Ok. That does it. It's time to move. |
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Nikki Stone 1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 10:20 AM Response to Original message |
24. 7% believe that Elvis is still alive |
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Amonester (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 10:26 AM Response to Reply #24 |
26. Me wonders how many believe that Kenny Boy creep is still alive. |
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On the Road (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 10:24 AM Response to Original message |
25. How Could Jesus be an American? |
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fishwax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 10:44 AM Response to Original message |
29. i wonder what percentage think him "the greatest living American"? |
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ComerPerro (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 10:47 AM Response to Original message |
31. When you're too stupid to come up with a name, use "Jesus Christ" |
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WI_DEM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 11:35 AM Response to Original message |
32. I'm shocked it's that low! |
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KyuzoGator (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 11:37 AM Response to Original message |
35. That's nothing...99% of them think Jesus was white. nt |
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rucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 11:42 AM Response to Reply #35 |
41. My velvet painting tells me so. n/t |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 11:40 AM Response to Original message |
38. There's no way people can be that stupid... |
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SmokingJacket (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 11:43 AM Response to Original message |
42. One percent of Americans are schizophrenic, too. nt |
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defiant1 (452 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 11:48 AM Response to Original message |
44. Uhhh.... |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 11:59 AM Response to Original message |
47. Was Ronald Reagan The Second Coming Of Christ? |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 12:01 PM Response to Original message |
48. Oh, fuck. |
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stop the bleeding (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 01:43 PM Response to Original message |
55. this has to be a spoof |
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Roark (116 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 10:34 PM Response to Reply #55 |
74. 1% ? |
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Marie26 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 01:44 PM Response to Original message |
56. That's all? |
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AirAmFan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 04:21 PM Response to Original message |
67. This might not be just a joke. A peer-reviewed Johns Hopkins |
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gordianot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 04:30 PM Response to Original message |
68. Is this the one. |
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icymist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 04:48 PM Response to Original message |
70. This has got to be the funniest headline of the day. |
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lpbk2713 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 04:54 PM Response to Original message |
71. Shows what I know ..... I thought he was a Mexican. |
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progressoid (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 06:14 PM Response to Reply #71 |
72. He's probably in the US illegally!! |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 09:55 PM Response to Original message |
73. It's just fecking hopeless. |
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RagAss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-11-06 10:36 PM Response to Original message |
75. IQ between 65 and 70 no doubt. |
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