CAPTION his Sunday best...

[Crankie Avalon]

"Looksh like you're all out of communion wine, your Enorminenche *hic*."

[KyndCulture]

1. Whew another visit to God's house and I didn't spontaneously combust.

[peekaloo]

2. Ya may want to close off the mens' room for a spell.....I had to exorcise

a few dinner demons.

[helderheid]

3. "I'm a little tea pot, short and stout. Here is my handle..."

[Skidmore]

4. This is all that comes to mind..

http://www.libraryartshop.com/perl/frG?a51867+m181532+sf609+w290+h345


And he was a spoiled monstrous brat too.

[Cyrano]

5. "Yeah, I can hold a banana in this hand and walk at the same time."

[BurtWorm]

6. "I didn't 'preciate what you said back there 'bout 'blessed are the

peacemakers.'"

[Kadie]

7. He has something in his pocket again.

I wonder what it is that he always carries to church.

[LuckyLib]

8. It's his I-pod, connected to an ear piece. Everyone thinks it's national

security, but he's really groovin' to the Young Rascals.

[LuckyLib]

9. "Well, that about covers my Christian duty for the week."