A poetry contest for DU!

[The Witch]

I heard on the early-morning news this morning that today is National Clarihew Day. What's a clarihew? Well, apparently it is a four-line poem that mentions a person (think Ogden Nash). I naturally thought this would be a great opportunity to see what great poets DU might have. I've written a pair to get you started:

Now tell me, what dire punishment
Should be given to our president?
I think Georgie Porgie Bush
should get a big slap on the tush.

His country's future's looking somber
But he just wants a nuclear bomber.
Bush has got a bitter pill
to swallow in that Kim Jong-Il.

Your turn! And remember to :kick: :kick: :kick: for National Clarihew Day!

[Sammy Pepys]

1. OK, I'll play

If for dinner
Anyone I could invite
It'd be Skinner
Ali, and Sir Reginald Dwight

Not sure if that follows the rules since it mentions more than one person.

[bigtree]

2. heh

Bush, Cheney, Condi, Rummy,
Hide behind our country's flag,
Occupy two sovereign countries,
Look! Another dog to wag.

[RagingInMiami]

3. A Texas clod, a baron failed, who swears he’s God

A smirking chimp, a shallow son, who won on fraud,
An uncrowned prince, a boorish chief, who wears no clothes,
Driving a herd of obtuse sheep, leading a land of myopic droves.

[LiberalEsto]

4. Daydream

Whenever I see the stripes and stars
I dream of George Bush behind bars
Serving life for all his crimes
Then reincarnated as a cockroach, many times