Don't be shy. Take a stand on Saturday, come CAPTION!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "What the fuck did he tell me about planes for? How does that help me read about the pet goat who's wandered away and gotten lost? What do planes have to do with him being stuck on a traffic island in the middle of the city??? . . . Wait, I know, maybe he looks up and sees a plane and then he knows which way to go . . . Naw. . . . Geez. Why do they always have to whisper in my ear and ever explain what they been?"

[EFerrari]

1. "Slave, thou hast lived too long! And, I don't have a face for this."

:)

[Kutjara]

2. "Must not giggle in delight. Must keep straight face."

[magellan]

3. "Pet goat....I had a pet goat once....

I stuck a firecracker up his ass and watched him run into the next county. Heh."

[clydefrand]

4. caption

Damn - I thought ole Ben told me he had this planned for 9/12!

[peace frog]

5. Godallmightydamn! Does this mean

I have to cut my vacation short? Heads will fucking ROLL.

[Swamp Rat]

6. THOUGHT CRIME!!!

[Hubert Flottz]

7. "Man...that goat had some fine stuff, I wish I was 19 again!"

[skip fox]

16. Yikes!!!

:-)

[liberal N proud]

8. Oh! the American people do not know where I will take them now He He

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

9. Do we have any cake on AF1?

I must get some cake.

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

10. Criminal in Chief in contemplation...

[MagickMuffin]

11. What me Worry; Dick's in Charge

[TheCowsCameHome]

12. "This readin' is so easy 'cause it's got neat pictures"

[Lefty48197]

13. Am our President learning?

apologies to Begala.

[BringEmOn]

14. "why did daddy send me down here and put Unka Dick in charge?"

"Why hasn't the Secret Service whisked me off to safety?"
"Damn, that teacher has a nice booty."

[sakabatou]

15. "..." *squeeky mouse wheel*

[skip fox]

17. W. is "thinking": "I'll just bet I'm being set up! . . . I'll bet

little Sally and her cousin find that goat and bring him back. And I'll bet they're all happy in the end. . . Geez. These writers always trying to put one over on me . . . Yeah, 'lost,' righttt."

[Vidar]

18. "Where did I leave my pointy cap?"