About Limbaugh--Now just hold on a moment here...

[TreasonousBastard]

Not only am I suspicious of a government that would haul a pudgy old man off to jail for bringing life to the bone, it is extremely bigoted to rag on the poor slob just because he has some soft wood.

You do realize, do you not, that there are millions of men out there suffering not only from limpitude but from the contenptuous stares and sighs of women even as they say "It doesn't matter." Staggering under the stinging appellations of "Mr. Softee" or "Pindick the Bugfucker" they rarely dare to leave the safe confines of their dark little dens lest someone expose them for half the man they appear to be to the uncaring and biogoted world.

Not that I've ever had that problem, of course, but as with all repressed and despised minorities, I feel their pain.

We don't dare insult anyone else for their disability, race, age, body type, gender choice or anything else, yet we heap scorn on all those almost-men who have simply lost the means of romancing the bone-- even as we celebrate some uses of said bone that it was clearly not intended for.

I ask you-- Is this a Progressive board or not?

[SteppingRazor]

1. .

[physioex]

5. ...

[Pierre.Suave]

2. ...

I hope this is sarcasm, do you not see the irony here in this particular case as it relates to Rush Limbaugh, and how what he says differs from how he acts.

[itzamirakul]

8. Lighten up, Jasonc. And welcome to DU, btw...

TB, I hope you don't mind, but I gotta share that with a couple of friends...LMAO

[walldude]

3. So if Rush was having "problems" then why was he not able

to get a perscription in his own name? Your argument is based on Rush not being able to get it up. If that were the case one of his many doctors I'm sure would have been happy to give him Viagra. It's not like they are birth control pills or anything, they hand Viagra out like candy to those who need it...

[Critters2]

28. Besides,

a good conservative shouldn't have been trying to "get it up" outside the bonds of holy matrimony!

[Brazenly Liberal]

48. Maybe he wasn't having sex outside of marriage.

Maybe he just needed someplace to hang his hat.

Or maybe his anal cyst ruptured and the infection spread and now he has penile warts and can't see it to put the Compound W on it unless it's...erm...saluting.

Maybe his hands were full of luggage and he wanted to point out interesting sights to his travelling companion.

Maybe losing all that weight shifted his center of gravity and now he has to hang a sock full of quarters from something to keep him balanced.

Maybe he's just a true blue patriot who needs a flag pole to fly Old Glory.

[FredScuttle]

4. This is a progressive board

and fuck that piggy imbecile and his broken peepee.

[itzamirakul]

12. "fuck that piggy imbecile and his broken peepee"

Love it!

[roguevalley]

35. pedophiles bring viagra to their crimes.Check out dateline. Pud

head was bringing viagra to his crime in the Dominican Republic. May he rot in jail. ENQUIRER!?! WE WANT TO KNOW!

[Justice Is Comin]

6. The doctor should have told him,

you need a prescription for being a prick, not having trouble with one.

[texastoast]

19. Bingo!

[AndyA]

7. I'm guessing you're being sarcastic, but

I will say that I would never make fun of anyone else...well, almost anyone else...that suffers from this problem. I know it can have devastating effects on a man's self worth and self image. Of course, considering what a HUGE PRICK Rush is, it's just too good to not address.

If Rush were the typical guy next door, not trying to take away rights from gay people, assist in the misinformation being handed out to the public, or just generally being a wheezebag fat ass jerk, I would never consider making fun of him.

But he's not, and I think this story is Karma evening up things a bit.

[Arugula Latte]

9. It's especially cruel to dis tiny-limp-dick porcine anal cyst sufferers,

particularly those afflicted with pendulous man boobs.

[Mandate My Ass]

13. lol

Cueing in Dr. Smith "oh the pain, the pain."

[Catherine Vincent]

10. LOL!

[The_Casual_Observer]

11. limb whatever his name is, is pathetic, stale and boring.

Making an issue out things that happen to him provides him with much needed free publicity.

[shadowknows69]

14. Ok, I'm very sorry Rush's cock doesn't work

He's still an asshole.

[Sven77]

15. hes probably

gay or a pedophile I think.

[lumberjack_jeff]

16. Bwahahaha!

Where's our progressive compassion for our favorite flaccid little chubby pundit?

[npincus]

17. LOL- "Bringing life to the bone"????

"soft wood"? Your poetic musings about R*sh's limp 'bone' bring tears to my eyes- of laughter. You must be a writer.

Remember, this parasite made fun of then-13 year-old Chelsea Clinton's physical appearance, calling her "The White House dog". Progressives or not, Rush is a limp-dick piece of shit, and I am sayin' it! Amen.

Not to mention his disgusting, oozing pilonidal cyst in his ass crack!

[bluestateguy]

18. It's not about sex

(Where have we heard that before?)

Limbaugh is divorced and unmarried right now. If he is taking Viagra that could mean that he is having sex outside of wedlock. His position as a conservative is that sex should only take place within a heterosexual marriage. Anything else is immoral. It's not about sex, it's about hypocrisy.

[endarkenment]

20. Screw that. (If you can that is.)

The man is a bloviating hypocrit, a hardass (hmmmm...) hardliner, who wants to stick it to every other drug abuser out there, and he gets nailed for the second time for breaking the stupid drug laws.

[Roland99]

22. No shit! Screw limpdick and his high and mighty horse!

[npincus]

23. AND he makes fun of little girls

like when he called (then) 13 year-old Chelsea Clinton "the White House dog".

FUCK HIM, that pilonidal-cyst oozing bastard.

[Cleita]

21. I'm afraid Mr. Limpballs doesn't get a pass from me.

He had made a trip to the Dominican Republic, which according to Sam Seder subing for Randi Rhodes today, is noted for prostitution especially in trafficking very young girls. I think this is disgusting particularly since the prostitutes seem to not be of the age of consent to be servicing that sweaty piece of disgusting lard.

[LynneSin]

24. There is a reason I adore you

[Maestro]

25. It's because he's a hypocrite

and he's nick, Limpballs, is just so much truer now! I would love to take the high road but in this case there is no way!

[hvn_nbr_2]

30. Yep, he's Limpballs or Limpbloat to me.

Until he changes his hypocrisy, he's Hustle Limpbloat to me.

[WillYourVoteBCounted]

26. don't even want to picture this

a visual of Pills Limbaugh and his viagra just makes me nauseous.

[etherealtruth]

27. The image is nauseating with or w/out the viagra

[insane_cratic_gal]

29. Can I say for the record

I sincerely hope his bone doesn't work? EVER..

People like Limbaugh perhaps should be sterilized, no need to spread that evil seed through the world.

Btw *snicker* the man has bigger issues then whether he's popping a tent or not, major identity crisis (just to name one). He mocks the "french" and cubans yet drinks nothing but french wine in Paris with his cuban cigars.

It's karma plain and simple, the universe just decided to bitch slap him a bit

[MrSlayer]

31. Lots of people use ED drugs recreationally.

Because he has Viagra doesn't mean he necessarily needs it. Hell, what guy here hasn't experimented with them? Personally, I recommend Cealis for that getaway weekend. Whoever came up with that deserves several medals.

[Pierre.Suave]

32. I have never used them

dont need them.

[MrSlayer]

33. Neither do I but it sure is fun.

It's like being a teenager again. Brilliant.

[Jade Fox]

34. Does this mean we can't call him Limpbough?

Or maybe Limpbat

[ismnotwasm]

36. Long time narcotic addicts

Often have problems with erection. It just may be he brought the condition on himself. Or he could have hypertension, the old boy IS a bit overweight. Dollar to a dime, with his grasping, avaricious personality and very strange opinions and behavior, as well as his addiction, he requires some sort of anti-depressant. (Unless he really is evil incarnate-- which is possible--and doesn't care how much garbage he had spewed humanity, or the damage he's caused the country) Another possible factor. In fact he has a lot of the factors contributing bush Sr.'s favorite cause. I believe he smokes as well.

Now, if Rush, cleaned up, ate healthy, exercised, quit telling lies and distortions, apologized to to the whole nation for the poison he's been dishing out and did penance by 1)Quitting his putrid show 2)Went away somewhere so we'd never have to hear from him again, why maybe he could work his little problems out.

[Dr Fate]

42. I prefer your take on the matter. LOL to you & the OP! n/t

n/t

[Iowa]

37. Perhaps the funniest post I have ever seen here...

Brilliant! Just brilliant. I'm laughing my ass off.

K&R. This should be on the front page.

[Jigarotta]

38. rotflmao!

yeh, we need more stiff dicks via pharmaceuticals.

not.
how about a good foreplay pill for men?

[malmapus]

39. Maybe Rush should ask pal George about his problem

After all, he said it best...."Need some wood?"

[tomreedtoon]

40. If Bob Dole could admit to using Viagra, why not Limbaugh?

Dole was a right-winger, and someone I really didn't like for his political stance, but at least he had personal honesty. He admitted he had an erection problem and even appeared in Viagra ads.

If Limbaugh had had an honest prescription for Viagra, and it had been discovered, I think there would be some people snotty enough to complain, but it wouldn't be bad. Of course, he would have to admit that he enjoyed sex with someone, which would bring other questions, but a single man having sex is not really "adultery," is it? If Bob Barker could exercise his Little Barker, it wouldn't be all that embarassing for Limbaugh.

However, Limbaugh got his prescription on the sly, under shady circumstances. And he has constantly slammed people having sex out of wedlock on all circumstances.

[Dr Fate]

41. That argument is as flacid as Rush's tiny member.

[upi402]

43. TreasonousBastard, Limpballs *IS* a TreasonousBastard

and then some. I just wonder if we will ever be able to calculate the damage he has done to our Republic...

[mhatrw]

44. Right on, Limpwick!

[Red Right and BLUE]

45. Well

I for one am thrilled to know that there's a softer side to the man.

[DistressedAmerican]

46. Whatever. We Are Talking Aboout A Repugnant Torture Apologist.

We are talkiing about one of the most vile, lying scum they have. I will pull no punches on this asshole and I will keep kicking him in his limp dick. The guy laughs at war crimes and torture. I have no problem attacking his ANY failing. Hell, I wish someone would stick a knife in the fat, sick, fuck.

Just remember "CLUB GITMO"! Is that more or less offensive that making fun of the guy's dismal anatonmy?

Too bad, this asshole has brought the attacks on himself, And I have to laugh at the notion that you would actually suggest that as progressives we should give this torture apologist fuck a pass. Not in my lifetime!



The guy would rather spit on you as a progressive than look at you and you want to be nice.

Syuppose we found out that Hitler counldn't get it up. Would mocking that be off limits too?

NO FUCKING WAY!

[TreasonousBastard]

50. Hey! Lighten up and tell us how...

you REALLY feel.

We're trying to have some fun here.

Anyway, that's the best graphic I've seen this year. It's causing hysterical laughter, soda and coffee spewed monitors and keyboards, and piss soaked pants everywhere.

[Yollam]

47. But he is Mr. Family Values.

What could an unmarried man need with Viagra? Sex and masturbation are both no-no's for unmarried repukes, remember?

[anarch]

49. "Pindick the Bugfucker"...

OMFG

[Ganja Ninja]

51. I guarantee Rush doesn't get his jollies from the sex act but ...

from haggling with the prostitute to see how cheap he can get it for. The more he can degrade them the more he gets his rocks off.

[BlueIris]

52. You thought this was a progressive board?

Dude, weren't you a moderator? I still can't figure out if your post is sarcastic or not. I'm hoping it is because otherwise, I'm laughing.