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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:11 PM
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*Breaking** Viagra was prescribed for Rush's Pilonidal Cyst in Ass Crack
just kidding



Rush did, however, play high school football. In fact, Limbaugh has said that he received his 4F physical deferment from the draft because of "a football knee from high school." Which is actually not true. In reality, Rush got his deferment because of a pilonidal cyst, which is a congenital incomplete closure of the neural groove at the base of the spinal cord in which excess tissue and hair may collect, causing discomfort and discharge. Not as sexy as a football knee, but a pilonidal cyst it was.

http://www.thenation.com/doc/20000619/franken
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acmavm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:15 PM
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1. That's damn gross. And this guy finds women who want
to voluntarily be around his nasty ass?
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:17 PM
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3. The dittoheads that worship his sorry ass don't seem to mind.
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endarkenment Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:17 PM
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2. So does it give you an assrection?
I'm just askin.
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:30 PM
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4. I thought that was what all the back alley gay sex was for.
Edited on Tue Jun-27-06 01:31 PM by LostInAnomie
Hmmm... I wonder why he was doing that then?
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