Will Rush do hard time?

[underpants]

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Okay post your Rush jokes, observations, and thread links here.

Oh man. Boy was that news story a real shot in eye this morning.

BTW- this thread is dedicated to and inspired by my wife's observation "Maybe they were his lover's pills"

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The Dominican Republic is pretty close to Gitmo isn't it and we all no how much of a hard-on Rush has for Gitmo.

When he heard the news Bill O'Reilly almost falafel his chair.

:rofl:

Seriously can someone watch CNN for us cube rats and tell us if Darryn Kagan reads this story

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Okay who TRAVELS with Viagra? Didn't he just do a show yesterday? What's with the overnighter?

[Deja Q]

1. With viagra, no doubt he will!

:wow:

Talk about getting a rush! :wow:

[gordianot]

2. Hard time only if the Viagra worked.

[shain from kane]

3. "...[w]ho Travels with Viagra"? Those who walk with a limp. n/t

[Fuzz]

4. The judge may impose a stiff sentence

[WCGreen]

5. I hear he's an up and cummer....

[underpants]

6. I heard the pills were this guy's

Majority Leader John Boehner

[JackBeck]

9. Only if the judge follows the penal code.

[sam sarrha]

7. he will do hard time, but if it lasts longer than 4hr he should call a Dr

:blush:

[jobycom]

8. He needs the Viagra to stand up.

[democrat_patriot]

10. The charges will never "stand up" in court.

But Rush might...

[NMDemDist2]

11. well it seems the the Dom. Rep. is a BIG sex tourism destination

thanks to our own BenBurch, the google page was enlightening, to say the least

when you have a private plane, no girlfriend and a pocket full of woody-pills what's a little jaunt to the islands where girls are cheap, young and easy? Seriously, why else would he just fly down there for a "sleep over"?

just saying... :shrug:

[BOSSHOG]

13. Obviously, the boys are cheap, young and easy there

Would that not be limbaugh's reason for going?

[underpants]

15. Link here

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=364&topic_id=1513050

[BOSSHOG]

12. limbaugh will take matters in hand

get a pass from the "christian" crowd, receive a medal from bush, have a statue of him erected in Missouri, get a tax break and continue being himself.

I do not know which DUer shared this this morning but it was a brilliant observation. Mixing Oxycontin and Viagra makes one an insensitive prick.

[underpants]

16. Hey this is impotent!

:bounce:

[BOSSHOG]

18. But ain't no way its hugh!

[shain from kane]

14. Adam took a bite of the apple laced with Viagra. He said to Eve,

"Stand back. I'm not sure how long this thing is going to get."

[enid602]

17. stash

Is it true that they found tweezers and a magnifying glass in Rush's Viagra stash?

[oasis]

19. Daryn Kagan absent today from CNN. She and Limpwad went on a test run?

standby for liftoff.:nuke:

[underpants]

20. The Lounge weighs in

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5310254

[enid602]

21. Rush and a bottle a bottle of Viagra in the Dominican Republic

How do we know he wasn't down there to monitor the progress of some poor children he's sponsoring there through a faith-based initiative? Kind of gives new meaning to the term 'Feed the Children.'

[spanone]

22. One can only hope. Shut the bastard up!

[sui generis]

23. A hard man is good to fine.

[degreesofgray]

24. maybe it's hard to be a dick 24/7

I wonder if he crushes the Viagra and snorts it.

[dogday]

25. It's still up in the air!!!!!

we just don't know yet :rofl: