DUer nostamj Wrote a Coulter Song Parody Before He Died Last Year.

[Kurovski]

And since some DUers might want a laugh in the midst of all this week's mishigas, I thought I'd repost it. If you're familiar with "The Sound of Music", you're bound to find it laugh out loud funny.

Thank you nostamj,

ANN COULTER
(To the tune of "(How Do You Solve A Problem Like) MARIA" from THE SOUND OF MUSIC)

SHE LOVES TO FIB
AND RILE THE LIBS.
HER SKIRT IS BARELY THERE.
SHE'S CHUMMY WITH SEAN HANNITY
WHO LOVES HER LONG BLOND HAIR
I HATE TO STOOP TO RUMOR
AND THOUGH THIS MAY BE UNFAIR:
I'VE EVEN HEARD SOME PEOPLE SAY SHE'S MANLY...

SHE'LL BROWN HER NOSE FOR BUSHIES
BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY HER FIRST
SHE'S FULL OF HATE FOR SWARTHY MALES
AND BEST WHEN AT HER WORST
SO SOMEONE HAS TO SAY IT
'CAUSE THE EVIDENCE IS CLEAR
ANN COULTER IS A FASCIST OR A NAZI!

I'D LIKE TO ADD MY OWN LITTLE REBUKE
ANN COULTER...MAKES ME...PUKE!

HOW DO YOU STOP A HARPY LIKE ANN COULTER
HOW DO WE STOP THIS CLOWN AND SHUT HER DOWN?
WHAT KIND OF SLUR'S TOO MUCH FOR OUR ANN COULTER?
A 'SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY? A FEMALE DOG? A WHORE?

LOOK FOR HER LIES SHE HIDES THEM IN HER ENDNOTES
LOOK AT HER THIGHS, SHE'S FLASHING THEM AGAIN
BUT SHE'S SUCH A RIGHT WING TOOL
BELIEVING THAT HATE IS COOL
HOW DO WE FLUSH THIS COCKROACH DOWN THE DRAIN?

OH, HOW DO YOU STOP A SHREW WHO SPEWS SUCH VENOM?
OH, HOW DO WE END THE COULTER KIND OF PAIN?

WHEN SHE'S ON THE AIR I CLICK
OR HER SCHTICK WILL MAKE ME SICK
AND I'M TEMPTED TO IMPLODE THE TV SET.
SHE'S A FAN OF JOE McCARTHY
AND UPFRONT ABOUT HER BIGOTRY
SHE'S A DEMON! THE RIGHT'S DIVA! SHE'S ROVE'S PET!

PUT THE LEFT UNDER ARREST
AND ADMIT THAT BUSH IS BEST
OR SHE'LL THROW A PETTY TANTRUM THAT'S PROFANE
SHE'S NOT SUBTLE. SHE'S NOT WISE
SHE'S UNBALANCED. CHECK THOSE EYES!
SHE'S A SYMPTOM. SHE'S AN ILLNESS.
SHE'S INSANE!

HOW DO YOU STOP A HARPY LIKE ANN COULTER
HOW DO WE STOP THIS CLOWN AND SHUT HER DOWN?
WHAT KIND OF SLUR'S TOO MUCH FOR OUR ANN COULTER?
A 'SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY? A FEMALE DOG? A WHORE?

LOOK FOR HER LIES SHE HIDES THEM IN HER ENDNOTES
LOOK AT HER THIGHS, SHE'S FLASHING THEM AGAIN
BUT SHE'S SUCH A RIGHT WING TOOL
BELIEVING THAT HATE IS COOL
HOW DO WE FLUSH THIS COCKROACH DOWN THE DRAIN?

OH, HOW DO YOU STOP A SHREW WHO SPEWS SUCH VENOM?
OH, HOW DO WE END THE COULTER KIND OF PAIN?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

[FuzzySlippers]

1. That's a hoot! Thanks for posting it!

[Eurobabe]

2. Oh, poor Nostamj, he's was a gem, sorely missed...

[silverojo]

7. Blessings to Jeff and his family

So sad that he's gone...he left behind some wonderful and creative posts, as evidenced by this thread. The songs are hilarious!

[Binka]

3. Blessings & Love For Jeff

Do you have the lyrics for his Tom DeLay diddy? Sung to Tom Dooley?

[Kurovski]

4. Hi, sweetie! For you, I'll do a search.

[Binka]

11. Thanks Honey!

[Kurovski]

5. Here it is...

TOM DELAY
(To the tune of "Tom Dooley" with the usual apologies!)

YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT, TOM DELAY
YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT AND LIES
YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT, TOM DELAY
BUG BOY DESERVES TO FRY.

TOMMY'S UNFAZED BY ETHICS
HE'S ABOVE ALL THAT
WE'LL JUST RE-WRITE THOSE ETHICS
AND HE'S A SWEET POLECAT

YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT, TOM DELAY
YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT AND SLEAZE
YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT, TOM DELAY
DELAY, JUST SHUT UP, PLEASE!

YOU CANNOT DENY IT
HEARD YOU ON TV
PROVED YOUR WERE QUITE UNFIT
THE PRINCE OF LUNACY

YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT, TOM DELAY
YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT, YOU STINK!
YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT, TOM DELAY
AND WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK?!

ON SCHIAVO'S CORPSE YOU'LL
FEED ON LIKE A ROACH
BUT THE MAIN STREAM MEDIA
KNOWS YOU'RE BEYOND REPROACH

YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT, TOM DELAY
YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT AND LIES
YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT, TOM DELAY
BUG BOY DESERVES TO FRY.

[DFW]

9. I wish he'd been around to meet The Freedom Toast

They did Hang Down Your Head, Tom DeLay on their "Sing Along With The Republicans" album:
(Just before their other DeLay song: the "I-Feel-Like-I'm-Fixing-To-Lie Rag")



Hang down your head, Tom DeLay
Hang down your head and cry
Poor boy, you’ve been indicted
You claim you don’t know why.

You claim all that golfing
Was legal to a tee.
Too bad the prosecution
Sees things diff’rently.

They call you the Hammer,
Always got your way
But never tell a grand jury,
“Go ahead, make my day!”

Hang down your head, Tom DeLay
Hang down your head and cry
Poor boy, you’ve been indicted
You claim you don’t know why.

Moving funds from your PAC
To the R N C
Then right back to Texas
Right at Ron Earle’s knee

You knew that it was sleazy,
But thought, “They can’t touch me.”
You forgot that big vast
Left-wing conspiracy!

Hang down your head, Tom DeLay
Hang down your head and cry.
Now that you’ve been indicted
Don’t claim you don’t know why!


Events are moving fast, but if anyone has some other songs of his that might
still be current, maybe TFT would consider recording one or two?

[Kurovski]

10. Jeff Matson wrote "The Question W Revue," and worked with composer

Brooks Cowan.

If anyone knows where Jeff's work is to be found, please post here or contact DFW through a private message.

Here is his home page as he left it, maybe there will be clues for a search therein?
http://members.aol.com/nostamj/JeffMatson.html

Or here?

http://lists.indymedia.org/pipermail/imc-nyc-print/2004...

[DFW]

18. Thanks for that!

There is also either [e-mail] or other contact info somewhere at www.thefreedomtoast.com

Much appreciated!

[Kurovski]

21. Do you think the group will be interested in doing the Coulter piece?

it's a bit theatrical, and since I'm not familiar with them I don't know if that's the kind of thing they do.

[Swamp Rat]

6. kick for nostamj

[cagoldensun5050]

8. .

[Skidmore]

12. LOL!! He called her a harpy.

Rest his soul. One of DU's very best.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

13. Thank you Kurovski!!

Nostamj, you are missed sorely, but never forgotten.

That. Was. Great.

[rman]

14. a kick in fond memory

[DistressedAmerican]

15. Great Reminder!

Thanks for the repost!

[Kurovski]

16. I can't help seeing nuns in those old burqa-like habits singing:

"...SHE'S NOT SUBTLE. SHE'S NOT WISE
SHE'S UNBALANCED. CHECK THOSE EYES!..."

It gets to me everytime.

[mcscajun]

17. A classic. Thanks for the repost.

nostamj was a singular wit.

[Kurovski]

19. A kick for Jeff's talent.

[Avalux]

20. Wonderful!! Thank you Jeff.

You are still with us, lol. I wonder what you think of her latest stunt.

[Jazz2006]

22. Wow! Excellent indeed!

And prescient, too, that use of the word "harpy".

K&R



Edit: drat - too late to recommend ~ but I have in spirit

[Kurovski]

23. I thought it to be exceptional when I first read (sang?) it over

a year ago.

It really holds up, but then did anyone expect Coulter to walk away from the dark side?

Perhaps one day medical science will formulate a drug that'll end her tortured suffering, and she can once again be unafraid to rejoin the human race.

[Kurovski]

24. One last kick. (nt)