Caption the Doo-Wop Ensemble

[CatWoman]

[central scrutinizer]

1. STOP!! in the name of love

Really, please, fucking STOP in the name of love, decency, morality.

[SoCalDem]

2. 2nd pic caption: "Walk to the light, George"..don't be afraid

[Kutjara]

3. Resevoir Thugs

"Let's Go To Sleep"

[BlueStater]

4. The second photo

In my mind, it is one of the most appropriate representations of this whole scummy lot.

[Warpy]

5. "Who's got that damn roll of Tums?"

Seriously, they all look like they know the jig is up.

[BurtWorm]

6. "Oom papa oom papa oom al Zarqawi..."

[ellenfl]

7. is that 2nd pic designed to make him look god-like? eom

[CatWoman]

9. it appears the lighting was awfully bad

and they chose to enhance *'s face at the expense of everyone else.

[Hubert Flottz]

13. Shady is, is shady does!

[Kutjara]

11. Yep, but they got the wrong effect.

It looks to me like a shaft of light from heaven, with God on the other end saying "OK, dickhead, you and me need to have a little talk."

[Virginia Dare]

8. Are those darts coming out of Cheney's eyes?

he looks as if he wishes he had his rifle.

[SpiralHawk]

10. "It's my war, and I'll posture if I want to." - The Bushollinis

backed by the Skull & Boner Black Magick Kryptomanics

[Hubert Flottz]

12. EVIL INC.

[CatWoman]

17. lol

that anything like MURDER, INC???

[jimshoes]

14. Here's the bottom one

with the brighness enhanced a bit.
A few here I don't know the names but can you just sense the vibe coming out of these people.

[partylessinOhio]

18. Do you suppose any of them have ever known happiness?

U.S. President George W. Bush speaks to the press following a meeting with the Interagency Team on Iraq at Camp David in Maryland, June 12, 2006. Pictured with Bush are (L-R) Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, General Peter Pace, Vice President Dick Cheney , National Security Advisor Stephen Hadley (background), Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, National Security Director John Negroponte (background), Energy Secretary Sam Bodman and Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice .

(AG Gonzales is hidden behind Condi.)

Here is one with Gonzo:

[jimshoes]

21. Jeez-o-whiz... how tall is

Alberto? He looks like a kid in this disfunctional family picnic photo.

[Catshrink]

33. In the bottom photo, what is that above The Dick's head?

Latrine? Laugh? Lame?

[partylessinOhio]

15. Glum and Glummer.

No kidding, who died? They all look like they're attending a funeral, maybe the death of their party?

Rummy looks like he is in pain. His tummy should hurt for all the death and injuries he has inflicted on our troops for a lie.

[smokey nj]

16. Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl n/t

[SaveAmerica]

23. Duke of Oil

[gatorboy]

19. Is it causal day?

None of these guys have ties on. Is that to make them seem more "regular?"

[MuseRider]

20. All that evil

in such a small space had to disturb the force. Damn, it is creepy just looking at the picture. Bet there wasn't a bird within 50 miles.

[diamondsndust]

22. Kindasleezey looks handcuffed in the first pic. Chimpy is saying

"It's not mah fault! Ah dunno how this woman infiltrated the Klan meeting! But she did show meh these cool gang signs we kin use! An' buhsides, I'M THE DECIDER! an' Ah decided Ah'm a gonna screw her"!

[NI4NI]

24. I Only Have Spies For You, doopwop shoobop

[imax2268]

25. One asshole...

surrounded by a bunch of roids...

[rustydog]

26. "Have you seen them, tell me have you seen them? Why oh why

can't we find the WMD's? woe is meeeee."

[BringEmOn]

27. Damn, how do I get out of these Chinese finger traps?

[opihimoimoi]

28. These guys are SO GENEROUS with their Misery and Pain they

wanna spread it far and wide....

Not Happy Campers...wanna bes...all of them...

[Jose Diablo]

29. Let me tell ya 'bout the birds and the bees

And the flowers and the trees,
And a thing called love.

When I look into to yer big brown eyes,
It's so very plain to see
That is time you learned about the facts of life,
Starting from A to Z.

So let me tell ya 'bout the birds and the bees
And the flowers and the trees
And the moon up above
And a thing called loooovvvee.
_____________

The song, it's a classic, always worked for me, anyway.

[Jose Diablo]

30. Leader of the Pack

Is she really going out with him?
Well, there she is. Let's ask her
Betty, is that Jimmy's ring you're wearing?
Mm-hmm
Gee, it must be great riding with him
Is he picking you up after school today?
Uh-uh
By the way, where'd you meet him?

I met him at the candy store
He turned around and smiled at me
You get the picture? (yes, we see)
That's when I fell for (the leader of the pack)

My folks were always putting him down (down, down)
They said he came from the wrong side of town
(whatcha mean when ya say that he came from the wrong side of town?)
They told me he was bad
But I knew he was sad
That's why I fell for (the leader of the pack)

One day my dad said, find someone new
I had to tell my Jimmy we're through
(whatcha mean when ya say that ya better go find somebody new?)
He stood there and asked me why
But all I could do was cry
I'm sorry I hurt you (the leader of the pack)


He sort of smiled and kissed me goodbye
The tears were beginning to show
As he drove away on that rainy night
I begged him to go slow
But whether he heard, I'll never know

Look out! Look out! Look out! Look out!

I felt so helpless, what could I do?
Remembering all the things we'd been through
In school they all stop and stare
I can't hide the tears, but I don't care
I'll never forget him (the leader of the pack)

The leader of the pack - now he's gone
The leader of the pack - now he's gone
The leader of the pack - now he's gone
The leader of the pack - now he's gone

Shangri Las 1964

[rug]

31. The Pretenders

[Catshrink]

32. How does that Lou Reed song go?

"and the colored girls go do, do-do, do, do-do, do do do... hey baby, take a walk on the wild side."

[Stinky The Clown]

34. Why does it seem every pic of Fuckwad has him gesturing in a way that

makes him the cneter of the world.

Message for Fuckwad .... you ain't.

[peekaloo]

35. Major Asswipe and the Dingleberries.

I will swallow, er, follow him.