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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 03:47 PM
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Caption the Doo-Wop Ensemble
Edited on Mon Jun-12-06 03:48 PM by CatWoman


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central scrutinizer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 03:49 PM
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1. STOP!! in the name of love
Really, please, fucking STOP in the name of love, decency, morality.
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 03:49 PM
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2. 2nd pic caption: "Walk to the light, George"..don't be afraid
:)
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 03:49 PM
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3. Resevoir Thugs
"Let's Go To Sleep"
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BlueStater Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 03:51 PM
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4. The second photo
In my mind, it is one of the most appropriate representations of this whole scummy lot.
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 03:51 PM
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5. "Who's got that damn roll of Tums?"
Seriously, they all look like they know the jig is up.
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 03:51 PM
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6. "Oom papa oom papa oom al Zarqawi..."
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ellenfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 03:51 PM
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7. is that 2nd pic designed to make him look god-like? eom
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 03:55 PM
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9. it appears the lighting was awfully bad
and they chose to enhance *'s face at the expense of everyone else.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 04:04 PM
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13. Shady is, is shady does!
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 03:58 PM
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11. Yep, but they got the wrong effect.
It looks to me like a shaft of light from heaven, with God on the other end saying "OK, dickhead, you and me need to have a little talk."
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Virginia Dare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 03:52 PM
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8. Are those darts coming out of Cheney's eyes?
he looks as if he wishes he had his rifle.
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SpiralHawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 03:57 PM
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10. "It's my war, and I'll posture if I want to." - The Bushollinis
Edited on Mon Jun-12-06 03:57 PM by SpiralHawk
backed by the Skull & Boner Black Magick Kryptomanics
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 04:02 PM
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12. EVIL INC.
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 04:16 PM
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17. lol
that anything like MURDER, INC???
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jimshoes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 04:10 PM
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14. Here's the bottom one
with the brighness enhanced a bit.
A few here I don't know the names but can you just sense the vibe coming out of these people.
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partylessinOhio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 04:22 PM
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18. Do you suppose any of them have ever known happiness?

U.S. President George W. Bush speaks to the press following a meeting with the Interagency Team on Iraq at Camp David in Maryland, June 12, 2006. Pictured with Bush are (L-R) Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, General Peter Pace, Vice President Dick Cheney , National Security Advisor Stephen Hadley (background), Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, National Security Director John Negroponte (background), Energy Secretary Sam Bodman and Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice .

(AG Gonzales is hidden behind Condi.)

Here is one with Gonzo:

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jimshoes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 05:29 PM
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21. Jeez-o-whiz... how tall is
Alberto? He looks like a kid in this disfunctional family picnic photo.
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 07:34 PM
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33. In the bottom photo, what is that above The Dick's head?
Latrine? Laugh? Lame?
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partylessinOhio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 04:15 PM
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15. Glum and Glummer.
No kidding, who died? They all look like they're attending a funeral, maybe the death of their party?

Rummy looks like he is in pain. His tummy should hurt for all the death and injuries he has inflicted on our troops for a lie.
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smokey nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 04:16 PM
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16. Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl n/t
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SaveAmerica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 05:43 PM
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23. Duke of Oil
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gatorboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 04:26 PM
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19. Is it causal day?
None of these guys have ties on. Is that to make them seem more "regular?" :eyes:
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MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 05:23 PM
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20. All that evil
in such a small space had to disturb the force. Damn, it is creepy just looking at the picture. Bet there wasn't a bird within 50 miles.
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diamondsndust Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 05:36 PM
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22. Kindasleezey looks handcuffed in the first pic. Chimpy is saying
"It's not mah fault! Ah dunno how this woman infiltrated the Klan meeting! But she did show meh these cool gang signs we kin use! An' buhsides, I'M THE DECIDER! an' Ah decided Ah'm a gonna screw her"!
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NI4NI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 06:19 PM
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24. I Only Have Spies For You, doopwop shoobop
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imax2268 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 06:25 PM
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25. One asshole...
surrounded by a bunch of roids...
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rustydog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 06:28 PM
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26. "Have you seen them, tell me have you seen them? Why oh why
can't we find the WMD's? woe is meeeee."
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 06:32 PM
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27. Damn, how do I get out of these Chinese finger traps?
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 07:06 PM
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28. These guys are SO GENEROUS with their Misery and Pain they
wanna spread it far and wide....

Not Happy Campers...wanna bes...all of them...
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Jose Diablo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 07:10 PM
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29. Let me tell ya 'bout the birds and the bees
And the flowers and the trees,
And a thing called love.

When I look into to yer big brown eyes,
It's so very plain to see
That is time you learned about the facts of life,
Starting from A to Z.

So let me tell ya 'bout the birds and the bees
And the flowers and the trees
And the moon up above
And a thing called loooovvvee.
_____________

The song, it's a classic, always worked for me, anyway.
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Jose Diablo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 07:25 PM
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30. Leader of the Pack
Is she really going out with him?
Well, there she is. Let's ask her
Betty, is that Jimmy's ring you're wearing?
Mm-hmm
Gee, it must be great riding with him
Is he picking you up after school today?
Uh-uh
By the way, where'd you meet him?

I met him at the candy store
He turned around and smiled at me
You get the picture? (yes, we see)
That's when I fell for (the leader of the pack)

My folks were always putting him down (down, down)
They said he came from the wrong side of town
(whatcha mean when ya say that he came from the wrong side of town?)
They told me he was bad
But I knew he was sad
That's why I fell for (the leader of the pack)

One day my dad said, find someone new
I had to tell my Jimmy we're through
(whatcha mean when ya say that ya better go find somebody new?)
He stood there and asked me why
But all I could do was cry
I'm sorry I hurt you (the leader of the pack)


He sort of smiled and kissed me goodbye
The tears were beginning to show
As he drove away on that rainy night
I begged him to go slow
But whether he heard, I'll never know

Look out! Look out! Look out! Look out!

I felt so helpless, what could I do?
Remembering all the things we'd been through
In school they all stop and stare
I can't hide the tears, but I don't care
I'll never forget him (the leader of the pack)

The leader of the pack - now he's gone
The leader of the pack - now he's gone
The leader of the pack - now he's gone
The leader of the pack - now he's gone

Shangri Las 1964
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 07:28 PM
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31. The Pretenders
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 07:30 PM
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32. How does that Lou Reed song go?
"and the colored girls go do, do-do, do, do-do, do do do... hey baby, take a walk on the wild side."

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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 07:50 PM
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34. Why does it seem every pic of Fuckwad has him gesturing in a way that
makes him the cneter of the world.

Message for Fuckwad .... you ain't.
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 07:58 PM
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35. Major Asswipe and the Dingleberries.
Edited on Mon Jun-12-06 07:58 PM by peekaloo
I will swallow, er, follow him.
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