The Moran Family Reunion

[pstokely]

[Sydnie]

1. the Moran Family - The Next Generation

[Chipper Chat]

3. Un-freepin-believable.

By the way, is 'parlock' still a verb?

[Sydnie]

9. why, I believe it is

since he is still often in contact with Skinner. :rofl:

[Chipper Chat]

17. I'm sure Skinner has plenty of adjectives to describe Phil.

Spiced with a few adverbs.

[Ringo84]

28. Re:

Dumbasses.

OK, I'm calling superiority over these "morans". Some people out there are too stupid to 'get it' about Bush, even after so many times that his incompetence has been proven. If that makes me an elitist, then I guess I am.
Ringo

[robinlynne]

29. where on earth did you find that little girl with the w hair? Is she real?

[Sydnie]

31. she is VERY real

That was from a campaign stop for blivet** in 2004. Don't you just love the barbeque skewers sticking out of her hair? Imagine ... having to remind her not to run so as not to fall down and poke her brain out.

[SaveAmerica]

48. My daughter - 15 - says she'll be scarred for life

[Kadie]

52. That poor child

She sure doesn't look very happy.

[MercutioATC]

2. Maybe we have it wrong...maybe it IS all about our soliders...

then again, maybe these people are just inbred illiterates.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

4. one more for the scrapbook...

[johnnie]

5. That picture cracks me up every time I see it

All it is missing is some tumbleweed.

[Chipper Chat]

20. And a gallon of slimy kool-aid.

"Koolaid, Koolaid...tastes great.
Here's Bush....let's masturbate."

[proud2BlibKansan]

78. Hey I was there

There was koolaid in that jug!!

[Lady Effingbroke]

12. *crickets*

[dflprincess]

63. Provi"DENSE" - at least they go that right

:evilgrin:

[proud2BlibKansan]

6. Don't forget their little cousin

[meow2u3]

7. Freepers shouldn't have American citizenship, either

They're not exactly fluent in English themselves!

[Lady Effingbroke]

8. more scenes from the reunion...

Uncle Ned looked smashing in the latest might-makes-right, go U-S-A, Freeper flag attire:

Sadly, no one except cousin Larry took time from the reunion to attend the Promise Keepers' meeting:


And what would a reunion be without pictures of the kids? They are the fyoocher, after all - and I'm so proud!

[Critters2]

74. The "Buhs" kids always make me laugh 'til it hurts!! n/t

[TexasChick]

93. How in the eff' can you be an

"illegal" U.S. citizen? Isn't that sort of like an oxymoran?

I thought they were called illegal immigrants or something like that?

[Mad_Dem_X]

104. Gimme a B! Gimme a U! Gimme an H! Gimme an S!

What's it spell?

Uhhh...

:rofl:

[rocktivity]

10. One of them made it into college

but most likely on an athletic scholarship.



:headbang:
rocknation

[bear425]

11. I've just bookmarked this thread. I haven't laughed this hard in

a long while. Thanks. Oh, and K/R

[brainshrub]

13. And don't forget this one from Camp Casey in Crawford, Texas:

Story behind this picture here:

http://www.brainshrub.com/providense

[OldLeftieLawyer]

14. BEST

ORIGINAL

POST

EVER


................

[pstokely]

15. What is it with freepers and spelling and grammar?

[Downtown Hound]

21. Simple, they're not too bright to begin with,

and they don't read. Fox News and Rush Limbaugh is where they get their information. The only thing any of them read on a regular basis is probably Guns and Ammo and freerepublic, and those are the more educated ones.

[RebelOne]

94. Quite a few DUers are guilty of bad spelling and grammar,

not just the freepers. I am a copy editor and some of the posts make me grimace when I see some of the atrocious spelling, punctuation and grammar.

[nolabels]

98. On some of those counts mark me as guilty

The prime difference that would occur to me is being able to contemplate between being correct and being just plain stupid :P


http://www.blogs4god.com/taxonomy/term/4?from=10

[mwb970]

100. Their errors are made in public.

Misspellings on DU are seen by DUers. Misspelled signs at a national event are seen around the world, even years later (like these examples).

I agree with the thought that people with these kinds of ideas are not very smart. They don't live in cities (too smart, too fast, too modern), preferring the slow pace of Rabbit Hash and its 85 churches. They don't read enough to recognize misspelled words. I doubt that most of them could correctly spell "Limbaugh".

It seems to me that if you're going to hold up a sign in public you had best make darn sure it doesn't say something stupid on it.

[Tesha]

97. Ignorance often isn't topic-specific. (NT)

[oasis]

16. Dumbasses.nt

[The Great Escape]

18. I Think I Had an Encounter With a Member of The Moran Family Last Night...

I told a customer of the company that I work for that eligibility for a particular program depended to a large degree on "TENURE." He told me that he was "not gonna' wait TEN YEARS" till he was eligible for the program.

[DesertRat]

25. Tenure=Ten Years

That's great! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Justice Is Comin]

57. That reminds me of a reporter covering

one at a stock car race. He was a driver and his wheel came off on a turn and he wrecked the car into the wall.

The reporter got to him in the pit area and said, boy that looked pretty dangerous when that wheel started coming off, do you think that was on omen?

He said, "no it was a new one." :rofl:

[countryjake]

19. A bright spot in the family...

[LuckyLib]

22. Now there's some self awareness we don't often see with

freepers. Is someone compiling all of these into one classic photo display? They are hilarious!

[Spike from MN]

72. Nope. No self-awareness there.

It's obvious that they guy holding up the "idiots" sign isn't a Freeper because if he was, the sign would have read "We Our Idiots." Or maybe even "We Hour Idiots." ;)

No, these guys are on our side. They're high-school kids that decided to have a "Fun With Freepers" day so they made up some signs and infiltrated the protest. The sign on the left is hard to read but I think it says "Judge Greer = poo-head." I believe the guy with the "Do you really want to m..." sign that is partially hidden is also with them. Anyway, the expression on the woman's face in front of the guy with the "idiots" sign is priceless.

Hats off to the youth of today! Well, at least the smart ones anyway. For the Freeper youth, there's no hope.

[diamondsndust]

23. The ultimate freeper sign: a compilation

I just did this up in animation shop... this is something ALL the freepers can read!

[Downtown Hound]

26. Hahahahahahaha...

A Freeper prayer.

[DesertRat]

27. Love it!

:yourock: :applause: :rofl:

[laundry_queen]

30. LMAO!

That's great work! Thank you! :thumbsup: :yourock:
:rofl: :rofl:

[Jazz2006]

62. GREAT job!

:rofl:

[cynthia]

24. these are so funny

thanks for the laughs!

[BrklynLiberal]

32. If it wasn't so scary, it would be hysterically funny!

[blue agave]

33. Kick for Moran English n/t

[Goat or Panic]

34. Honk twice for Spanish

nt

[Yollam]

35. I agree with are fellow Americans.

I'm against Amnety, too.

[Goat or Panic]

36. Get Out!

The Amnetyville Horror

[Ferretherder]

37. C'mon, guys,....get series!

...becaws we need more reel and thawtful discushuns on curnt topics uv inrest.

uh,....uh,.....whuts hapnin tuh me? Caint spel nun.

...b...b....brane.....gitn.....sm....smaller.........

...m...must vot .....re...republickin.....

[JohnnyLib]

38. confession time

Somehow I missed the origin of "moran." Did GWB himself say that? Help, please!

Pics are hilarious, my teacher-relatives are all weeping.

[Sydnie]

39. first pic in the thread

is the origin of moran. He is the original.

[Love Bug]

106. The "get a brain, morans" guy was a counter-potestor at an anti-war rally

just before the start of the Iraq war. He's been the DU poster child for morons everywhere ever since!

[Kukesa]

40. Kick! Too good to miss. nt

[LibDemAlways]

41. Looks like the original "moran's" separated at birth

twin is in pic #3 off to the left. Both are proudly sporting "freepwear" flag bandanas that scream "I don't need no military uniform to prove how much I love America. I spent five bucks at Wal Mart."

Stupid assholes, all.

[Rocknrule]

42. What is the difference between these people and the Phelps klan?

Must be sad to be a Republican. Only emotion you feel is hate.

[PA Democrat]

43. They have quite a large family

[treestar]

50. The possessive 's really confuses them

They don't understand it's usage.

Its time for them to take grammar classes.

:rofl:

[mwb970]

101. Its those darn apostrophe's. (n/t)

[troubleinwinter]

53. Separated at birth:

[helderheid]

44. In fairness, when my sister was a teen she had a hand painted jacket

that read "Fuck Autority!"

[Greeby]

45. Only one thing missing

Jesus Christ on a trailer hitch for them to worship

(can someone get the pic, I can't find it)

[Tinksrival]

47. You can take him anywhere!

[TwentyFive]

54. Anatomically correct?

I imagine the fundies have probably neutered him.

[lpbk2713]

103. Jesus Christ on a trailer hitch!

Yup.

[mconvente]

46. HAHAH this is GREAT!!!

WOW - laughed hard as hell!

[SaveAmerica]

49. 'Respect Are-Country' made me laugh like I haven't laughed since

I saw the Bushisms web page for the first time. Thanks for that.

[pstokely]

87. That was on headlines on Leno last week

[Sugar Smack]

51. Thank you so much for this!!!

:rofl:

[RedEarth]

55. kr

[stevedeshazer]

56. More Moran family pics

[xchrom]

59. BIL?!?!

:rofl:

[LouisianaLiberal]

89. "The dark places of the Earth are the happy Christian homes"

RH Hutton. I can't help but think of this quote when I see pictures of these people.

[LiberalEsto]

58. Time for these Morans to learn English nt

[malaise]

60. Too good

I 'are' really amused:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[texasleo]

61. evil grin

[Canuckistanian]

64. Yes, God bless our Soliders

And our Liquiders and Gasers as well. They're what make America... erm, a three-dimensional structural part of the surface of the Earth, I guess.

[PA Democrat]

65. Subject/ verb agreement poses a particular challenge for the Moran family

[Critters2]

75. That, and appropriate use of apostrophes

Them little worm-like things is hard to figure out!

[DesertRat]

66. Moran family at the Repug. convention

[treestar]

69. Whoah! Viva Bush? That's in Spannish!

[yorkiemommie1]

82. macho guys for *

like tweety salivating over * in his pilot's costume.

[DesertRat]

67. How the Moran family interprets Christianity

[Raine]

68. ROFLMFAO

:rofl: what I take from this is we should allow MORE aliens cause they could only raise the IQ of this country.:think: When I used to protest the first rule was to ALWAYS make sure EVERYTHING on your sign was spelled correctly, duh!

[Critters2]

76. Yes, but you've gotta know what "correctly" would entail.

Free Republic needs to put some proofreaders on retainer.

[tlsmith1963]

70. Geez...

Right-wingers really *are* stupid.

Tammy

[Initech]

71. OK, that does it. I'm going to Mexico for my vacation.

When I actually get a vacation, that is! I'm sick of this whole fucking border patrol argument, I could puke blood. :puke:

[upi402]

73. LOL, yeah I'm going to the asylum

[JohnnyLib]

77. Oh, no--

the first begat more and now they are begatting like bunnies.

[yardwork]

79. Tears of laughter!

Thanks, I really needed those laughs tonight! Too funny!

[Justice Is Comin]

80. Don't go to bed yet.

[Stephanie]

81. ROFLMAO!

Well done! :applause:

[DesertRat]

83. Caption this photo

[diamondsndust]

90. Caption: Young George Bush attends a fund raiser after a grueling

day on his tricycle. He is pictured with his fellow cheerleaders here.

[DesertRat]

105. Thanks. LOL

:toast:

[cureautismnow]

84. Don't Forget Cousin Jim-Bob Moran.

:eyes:

[cascadiance]

85. Can't forget the Republicians!

and the * heads!



and those "evening ladies" that worship *...

[DesertRat]

86. I have no words....

[Critters2]

88. Now THAT is scary!!

:scared: :hide:

[pstokely]

91. Here's the band performing at the reunion

www.therightbrothers.com

[pstokely]

92. The Moran family gas station

[RebelOne]

95. Sorry but I have to agree with the sign in picture #2.

Respect our country. Speak English. That is my sentiment also.

[trumad]

96. So you would use "are" instead of "our"?

[RebelOne]

99. No, I would use our. Did you not see that in my post?

[trumad]

109. Oh come on--- that was snark at it's finest.

[Chiyo-chichi]

102. Found last week in my town: "I SULTE PRES. BUSH"

Painted on a trailer with too many other phrases to read while driving by. I think they were going for "salute." And this is on the outskirts of a blue college town in a red state. I plan to get a photo of it, which I will post. But in the meantime, I give you once again... "Morans in History:"

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x581352

[DesertRat]

107. Moran family businesses

[Maat]

108. I agree with OldLeftieLawyer.

Best original post ever.

[yardwork]

110. kick for others who need a laugh

Im' series. This is hugh!!!