Jon Stewart rolls the dice and comes up with Bill Bennett tonight

[Bozita]

http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/the_daily_show/index.jhtml

[msongs]

1. hey bill can get drunk & teach us gambling + other repub family values

like being elected to congress before and/or after committing adultery, or in the case of my congressman, being busted in a car
in the dead of night on a dark street sitting next to a known prostitute, with his pants down, and saying, "boo hoo I was divorced last year and feeling lonley". And his family values voters forgave HIM.

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[MADem]

5. Gee, will he have that dominatrix pal of his on tomorrow??? n/t

[Captain Hilts]

2. Bill "The Bookie of Virtues" Bennett? He used to eat at Tastee Bethesda.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

15. I love that Tastee... depressing to learn that fact. One of my fave late

night/early morning hangouts.

[Captain Hilts]

26. Don't worry, Beth would be just as curt with him as anyone else.

Bennett getting waited on by Beth would be good for him.

Gene told me Bennett would come in on Sunday mornings and have steak and eggs. I think he sat in the smoking section, so I missed him.

I have seen: Charlie Cook , Chris Matthews and his wife and kids , Clinton's lawyer whose name escapes me, etc.

[medeak]

3. do his handlers know who Jon Stewart is?

oh the carnage!

[Brigid]

4. I know.

I'm looking forward to it. Does that make me a bad person? :evilgrin:

[Captain Hilts]

27. Next stop, the Ali G show! nt

[UTUSN]

6. "There are LIMITS on this freedom."

Jon: Each time there has been a battle over this freedom, some has been lost.

PIG: Not when it comes to marriage.

[UTUSN]

8. Jon: Why not encourage stability for Gay people.

PIG: It's about whether Gay people are (((((missed it))))

Jon: I disagree. It's about whether Gay people are part of the human condition or just another random fetish. (On edit corrected the quote as provided by next poster.)

[zcflint09]

20. This fight is over...

"You've lost."

AWESOME

[burythehatchet]

A complete and total evisceration of that blowhard

Jon Stewart is THE MAN

[Hippo_Tron]

7. Jon just ripped him a new one

"This is a debate about whether are part of the human condition or just another random fetish."

[burythehatchet]

12. After the two tlking points they have nothing

zip zilch nada

And they all come on the show thinking they've got what it takes to outwit Jon. Will they never learn? :rofl:

[zcflint09]

9. And he is DESTROYING HIM

Bennett is getting basically NUKED trying to debate with Jon tonight. Not unexpected, but definitly hilarious. I LOVE JON!

[Coexist]

10. Holy Crap - Jon just kicked Bennet's ass on gay marriage:

"I disagree, its a debate on whether homosexuals are part of the human condition or just a random fetish."

Wow (paraphrased quickly_

[Dude_CalmDown]

11. More after the commercial - who wants to bet he breaks out the flask? n/t

.

[Brigid]

13. Here ya go, Bill.

In case you don't recognize it, that's your butt that Jon Stewart just handed to you! :rofl:

I knew he could do it! :evilgrin:

[Gregorian]

14. This is AWESOME!

No. It's not about marriage. It's about letting gays be a part of the human condition.

It's about letting gays join into the institution of marriage. Not barring them from it.


My lousy stenography! But that's part of it. He floored Bennett

[Gabi Hayes]

16. after Bennet's next dubious assertion, Stewart should just say:

Wanna BET?

[burythehatchet]

17. OK...I don't think I like dudes in that way...

but I might make an exception for Jon Stewart.


Just kidding...how 'bout them Bears....

[UTUSN]

18. Jon: Don't go slippery slope on me.

PIG: What do you say the polygamists.

[UTUSN]

21. Jon: CHENEE would be the perfect candidate against Gay marriage.

PIG: This debate is over because the courts have (institutionalized) it.

Jon: Because he drinks the blood of puppies. Because he's a social conservative, but he's not against it, why?

PIG: Because of his experience with his daughter.

Jon: Exactly.

[ContraBass Black]

19. John just stopped playing nice.

[zcflint09]

22. "50% OF MARRIAGES DON'T END BECAUSE OF GAYNESS"

BWWHAHAHAHA

[UTUSN]

23. Jon: You're going to be the whole back end of the show. n/t

[Hippo_Tron]

24. 50% of all marriages end in gayness

[Minnesota_Lib]

25. Jon has gotten off some great zingers: Cheney drinks the blood of puppies