Question about evil same-sex marriage

[Orrex]

Has anyone ever heard an argument against it that didn't amount to either:

"I base my objection on my own primitive, regressive understanding of someone else's primitive, regressive take on an ancient book translated and re-translated one hundred times over."

or

"I find the thought of same-sex marriage to be aesthetically unappealing for some reason or other, so we should ban it forever."

or

"If we ban same-sex marriage, then men/women like me will never have to worry about whether or not we're attracted to John/Jane."


Can anyone else think of a different formulation? Do date, I've never heard one, and all of the above are flatly unconvincing as arguments against the right to equal marriage.

[MercutioATC]

1. You missed one:

"I don't want gay marriage because then gays will get family benefits from companies and that will raise costs"

I've heard this one...

[lapfog_1]

2. I've been waiting freakin forever for some RW

blowhard to explain just HOW gay marriage "threatens heterosexual marriages". I mean just one coherent or incoherent explanation is all I want.