It's Official: Ted Nugent is full-tilt fucking nuts! You HAVE to read this

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

Ted Nugent: off his rocker?
He owns 350 guns, wants to nuke Iraq and makes his friend George W look like a liberal. Now 1970s heavy metal star Ted Nugent has his sights set on a new target: entering US politics
30 May 2006

During the private inaugural party at his ranch in Crawford, Texas, in 2000, President George W Bush glanced across the room and recognised a man who - by his own account - has urinated on a nun, soiled his trousers for a week in order to avoid the draft, and been detained on a charge of indecent exposure, after experiencing difficulties with his loincloth in Little Rock, Arkansas. The President confronted him as a matter of urgency.

"When he noticed me," Ted Nugent recalls, "he was surrounded by these huge bankrollers from his campaign. He literally swept past all of them and said: 'Laura! Look who's here! It's Ted!' Then he hugged me and took me by the shoulders. He said: 'Just keep doing what you're doing. Don't think that we don't know what you're up to out here. Stay on course. You're doing great.'"

<snip>

He went to Fallujah in May 2004, as part of a tour with the USO (the same organisation that sent Bob Hope to entertain on the front line).

"And I visited Saddam Hussein's master war room. It was a glorious moment. It looked like something out of Star Wars. I saw his gold toilet. I shit in his bidet."

In Iraq, he says, he was allowed the opportunity to man automatic weapons. "Our failure," he tells me, "has been not to Nagasaki them."

"Is that opinion shared by your friends in the Republican Party?"

"Most of them feel that way."

"At what level?"

"I've heard it from high-level senators and congressmen."

"How high?"

"The highest."

<snip>

Read the entire piece here: http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/lifestyle/music/story.jsp?story=693227

This man is a freeper's dream. And that scares me.

[jeff30997]

1. But,butbut...

That means that Georges has flees!

[proud2BlibKansan]

2. LOL what a fruit loop!

[Obamarama]

3. And to think the Nooge wants to run for gov here in MI....

God help us all...as IF he'd have a snowball's chance in hell. Right-wing FREAK.

[proud2BlibKansan]

4. I thought he moved to Texas

[BeatleBoot]

15. His permanent residence is here in Michigan

Jackson or thereabouts...

I think their strategy is to paint him as a far out right-wing nut (though he's more of a libertarian), so they can make Dick Devos look like he's middle of the road, mainstream.

Trust me. Dick DeVos makes Bush look like Lenin.

[roguevalley]

36. he's a pathetic pedophile. he needs to enlist.

[BrklynLiberal]

5. THAT is the general quality of the Repukes. The representative CHICKENHAWK

A guntoting macho man, as long as no one is there to actually fight back. If someone turned around and fought back, the asshole would run so fast that anyone watching would just see a blur moving away from where Nugent was standing.

I would bet dollars to donuts, he has an itsy-bitsy pee-pee.

[robbedvoter]

16. Excellent observations!

he is the embodiment of the "values' crowd - the only genuine things about them - hatred, violence and inadequacy.

[NNN0LHI]

6. My mother a devout Catholic Republican thinks we should leave and nuke them

Compassionate conservatism at its finest.

Don

[cascadiance]

7. If he ran independent, he might be useful...

to help split the fundee bible beater vote...

[pauldp]

8. I can just hear Bush's inner monologue while he was talking to Ted:

"Stay on course. You're doing great - you stupid pawn. We dupe a lot of
dumb-asses but it's always special when we dupe a famous right wing dumb-ass
who plays 3 chord metal guitar."

[Bouncy Ball]

9. He apparently has no idea what a bidet is for.

"And I visited Saddam Hussein's master war room. It was a glorious moment. It looked like something out of Star Wars. I saw his gold toilet. I shit in his bidet."


Gross.

[Vanje]

25. Gross, indded. From the article cited,...

its apparent that the Nuge has a long time habit of defecating in inappropriate places.....Ill never look at a bowl of whipped cream the same way aain.

[upi402]

10. cowardly poser warriors

AKA Chickenhawks

Candy-assed, phonyphuck hate mongers love that crap

[Dr.Phool]

17. I'd like to see the Dixie Chicks surround him

And kick the livin' shit out of him.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

19. Now that's something I'd pay to see.

[upi402]

22. Loin cloths for the house!

:bounce: :evilgrin:

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

24. Yeee-Haw!

[Mad_Dem_X]

50. Throw Pink in there, too

She'd whoop on him pretty good!

[robbedvoter]

11. Proud of where he shits - typical republican!

[democrank]

12. Aw........what a swell American.

Nugent is the perfect spokesman for the Bush/Cheney wing of the Republican Party. All talk, no action....as in military service. A Republican with political ambitions who says he wants to "Nagasaki them." How special. This guy makes my skin crawl. He`s swill.

[longship]

13. Run! Nuge, Run!!!

Run for Governor. He'll pull votes away from the other certifiable Repug lunatic, DeVos ensuring a Granholm victory.

[MazeRat7]

14. There was ever any doubt ?

He's been a few bullets short of a full clip for some time now.

MZr7

[rasputin1952]

18. Another Chickenhawk ,bat-shit crazy , arm-chair warrior...

He would have been better in that interview to admit he did a million drugs in his past, it might have given him some sort of excuse for his lack of sanity...

[KharmaTrain]

20. You Mean You Finally Got This Memo?

I met "The Nuge" in 1990...he came in and did a hunting and fishing radio show in Chicago. He advocated that everyone go out and kill their own food and that whacking animals was fun.

Then there was his years of being a hate show host in Detroit where he railed against that immoral Clinton who got a sloppy blowjob...cause it obviously wasn't of the quality Ted had been used to in the back of the bus at all those concert stops.

And of course there's Warrior Ted who things we should bomb everything and anything that moves in Iraq...just don't mess up the oil cause he's got a fleet of SUVs to keep running.

Since the only concert gigs he gets now is appearing with Charlie Daniels on Hannidate, he needs something to get attention. Time to change his name from "Motor City Madman" to just plain Asshat.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

21. I knew the guy was nuts, but I had no idea how fucked up he really is.

[upi402]

23. Doesn't he have a history of pedophelia?

Some girlfriend that really WAS a girl???

[johnaries]

27. Supposedly Courtney Love claims she had sex with him

when she was 13.

There are a lot of other claims about him and other underage girls, as well. But, if these are true then why hasn't he been arrested?

Oh, yeah - he's Republican and rich.

[KharmaTrain]

37. A Double-Standard...And A Different Time

A lot of his "little girl" chasing was done in his hey-day...lots of rocker did (and probably still do). The joke was 16 will get you 20...but little was really done. That changed in the 90s...but by then "The Nuge" was a has been.

It's more the being rich and famous than what party you belong to. Going after the "PYTs" (Pretty Young Things) goes back to Jerry Lee Lewis and Chuck Berry and probably still happens (very, very quietly now)...part of the "rock 'n roll" way of life.

[w8liftinglady]

30. you mean-this?

Ted Nugent Madman; carnivore Best described as: Maniacal Claim to eternal infamy: Though best known today as a guy who'd rather be bow-hunting, the Nuge cut a wide swath through the untamed pubic hair of the 1970s. His crowning achievement occurred in 1978, when Nugent became the legal guardian of a 17-year-old Hawaiian girl in order to have sex with her. He argued that this legal loophole was actually less sleazy than the alternative, although this logic suggests that the possibility of not having sex with 17-year-old girls was never even considered. All you really need to know: "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang" is only the second best song in Nugent's catalog involving the word wang.
http://www.spin-news.com/features/magazine/2003/06/rock_n_roll_hall_sleaze/

[xmas74]

44. Dupe

Someone else posted the info about the 17 year old.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

45. When?

[xmas74]

48. Check post #30 for the info.

I believe it happened either in the late seventies or the early 80's. Either way, he was way over age-old enough to have been statuatory .

[etherealtruth]

26. Ted Nugent is a complete and utter Jack-ass

In the name of all that is decent and good I implore the god(s) NEVER to let that fool back in Michigan.

(Sorry I couldn't bring myself to actually read the article)

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

28. If you feel that way, the article will vindicate you.

Worth the read, I promise!

[Swamp Rat]

29. So, therefore Ted Nugent should be charged with war crimes as well.

Now we have proof - words from his own mouth - he is working with Bushler.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

31. I think he'd beat the charges...

With an insanity defense.

[Swamp Rat]

41. Oops! I suppose you are right.

He's fucking nuts. Well, then a padded room might do the trick. ;)

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

42. I suppose you're right...

[Swamp Rat]

43. Ok, we're both right.

:D

[pretzel4gore]

32. the Underground Reich

hiding in plain sight.....

[Webster Green]

33. Aw..... a chickenhawk love-fest...

Very touching!:rofl:

[Maestro]

34. He's such a blow-hard!

He also was banned from playing a concert in Houston after racist and disparaging comments he made toward Hispanics. He's a loon.

Just look at this *uckwad!

Maybe his running mate will be Sammy.

[undergroundpanther]

35. Embarrassed to say

I liked his music when I was a teenager,Cat scratch fever and Hammer-down were some of my favorites ..Sad sad sad. He should have stuck with making music and kept his vile opinionated pie hole shut. Than I would have never known what a flaming asshole he is,I cannot listen to his music without feeling nausea now..And to think I used to dance with my cat,to cat scratch fever on my record player.That fucker because he is such a lame hunter who does canned hunts, would kill my harmless cat and use his skin to line a redneck ball cap..The fucking asshole. And I just HATE that he had talent and I liked his music long ago.I hate to say I was once liking something about an asshole like him..his music and it is forever ruined when I learned who the person was behind the music. Fuck YOU TED.

[troubleinwinter]

38. We had a little bunny....

Bunny was paralized in his hind end, legs didn't work.

We named him Nugent.

Why? Because every time I looked at bunny & talked to him, I knew he was a bigger, braver and smarter man than ted.

He lived to be an old man. Every day of his life, he was better than ted.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

39. It's hard to visualize a bunny named Nugent...

It reminds me of the Bambi/Godzilla vid.

[troubleinwinter]

40. He was an exceptional bunny.

Twice the man ted could ever dream of pretending to be.

[LibertyorDeath]

46. As far as I know he likes sex with underage girls

so someone somewhere must have the goods on this retard.

[Strawman]

47. if you can't compete as a morning drive time DJ in metro Detroit

my guess is that you won't be able to compete in an gubernatorial election, Ted. Remember 102.7, "The Bear?" When did that radio station of his take a shit? About 10 years ago?

Good luck in 2010, fuckhole.

[Mad_Dem_X]

49. So big and tough, yet...

He shat in his pants to avoid being drafted. He can kill innocent animals for the hell of it, and talk big about nuking other countries...but he fucking dodged the draft! Typical hot-air Repuke. Goddamn, I hate him.

[izzybeans]

51. Some one needs to put that handjob on the terrorist watch list.

He's a prime candidate for the next wingnut truck bombing.

[Javaman]

52. Ted how high are you now? Ted: "the highest"...nt