Mock Freeperville: Prey for President Bush thread 2:

[originalpckelly]

Oh Lord, how you doin'? Good I hope. If you could just let the President wet his pants while giving a speech, that would be really really cool. Now what's this I hear about you talking to him? I mean come on, talk about a boring conversation. Of course, I know it must be funny listening to him talk back, "Yes, almighty meister. Making people, in heaven, the almighty meister." I just hear him trying to explain himself about that whole "the decider" thing. "No, Lord, I am not trying to move in on your territory. No, I don't want to have frizzy Art Garfunkel hair the rest of my life. Well, I understand you're 'The Decider.'" Out of all the people on Earth you talk to that idiot, I thought you were supposed to be so wise? I guess you really do work in mysterious ways. Well, I better wrap this up, so have a nice weekend and I guess that's about it. Bye.

[originalpckelly]

1. Kick

:kick:

[Joanne98]

2. Dear Lord,

Can you please cause a whistle blower tidal wave? You know who they are and what they're thinking. The next time they ask you for advice, can you whisper in their ears, "Go forth my child". "Tell all the people, about the evildoer in the whitehouse". Please, please, please. Amen.

[originalpckelly]

3. Just so you know...

He told me he doesn't like amen. He said it sounds like bad grammar. "Some men not a men. Good Lord, I really shouldn't compliment myself."

So when everyone says amen, he gets really pissed off. That's why so many bad things happen in this world.

[Joanne98]

4. Lol. Thanx. I didn't know that.

[originalpckelly]

5. You better learn...

He is very interested in trying out new ways to smote people.

[cascadiance]

6. Next time he wants a "preyer" for himself, perhaps he should see this DVD!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060736/

Perhaps that would be a good edumacational experience for him! :)

[originalpckelly]

7. If his approval rating don't get better...

that will happen for real. Only replace the spears with pitchforks and torches. Yikes!

[SPKrazy]

8. It's A Little Comical That You Have A Thread 2

when your thread 1 only got 5 replies

:shrug:

What is this? Some kind of self-appreciation exercise?

[originalpckelly]

9. Oh come on...

we all need a little self-appreciating posting once and a while.